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Love Accounting Principles (Joke)
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chica nueva
Local time: 03:14
Chinese to English
Jun 3, 2004

Thought I would share this, especially for colleagues who have helped me recently:

Joke
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10)Love Accounting Principle (会计师的爱)
Love in accounting.....

I will CREDIT(贷)you my love,
If you will DEBIT(借)me your love.
I'll record our romance in a JOURNAL(帐本),
And POST(登记)it to the LEDGER(帐本)of my heart.

I'll keep an ACCOUNT(帐户)of your love,
based on DOUBLE-ENTRY(复式记帐).
This way you will know the BALANCE(余额)c/d
And the AMOUNT(数额)of love I have for you.

Our courtship, is carried out on WORKSHEET(工作底稿).
ADJUSTING ENTRIES(调整分录)are necessary,
to make our love steady.

TRIAL BALANCE(试算平衡)shows, we meant for each other.
Because the TOTAL(总和)of our love, is one and the same.
CLOSING ENTRIES(结帐分录)are made,
when down the aisle we take.

PROFIT&LOSS(损益表), tells what has happened.
Let's see our BALANCE SHEET(资产负债表), what are our
ASSETS&LIABILITIES(资产和负债)
Oh GOD!!! It shows a dozen kids!!!!!!

(Contributed by Jane Peng)

http://members.fortunecity.com/wuyixin/mag/9906/990614.htm


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Zhoudan  Identity Verified
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Thank you... Jun 3, 2004

...for sharing. Great fun!

lai'an wrote:

Thought I would share this, especially for colleagues who have helped me recently:

Joke
====
10)Love Accounting Principle (会计师的爱)
Love in accounting.....



[Edited at 2004-06-04 09:24]


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