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楼主:昨天买了瓶洗发水,用来洗头发现头皮很痒,仔细一看: 是【瓢柔】!

  一楼:【中萃香烟】抽过没有?吃过【康帅博】方便面吗?【金康】的小说你看过吗?【古尢】的小说看过没?【惊瑶】的呢?

  二楼:SQNY、ADIDOS、FUMA、PAMA、HIKE,呵呵。

  三楼:【沙宜】,看仔细了,是宜不是宣哦!

  四楼:大家都知道洽洽瓜子吧,上次我买了包,吃完才发现是【治治牌瓜子】。

  五楼:雕牌大家都知道,有次我买了一袋洗衣粉,快用完偶然仔细一看才发现是“周佳牌”!周佳两个字挨得非常近,用雕牌洗衣粉包装上的那种字体,几乎看不出来……晕了,我说为啥怎么洗也没沫……

  六楼:云碧、芳达,都喝过没?

  七楼:我家还买到了【丑粮液】呢。

  八楼:看过一本金庸新著,后来才知道作者叫金庸新!我同学踢足球,去买了双双星球鞋,回来一看,商标是【双星球】!

  九楼:司口司乐喝过没?娃娃哈呢? 小详人饮料呢?

  十楼:三粮液……故意把三写得跟五似的,不过没有那个“丑粮液”强啊!

  十一楼:吃过下好佳的薯片吗? 上次还吃过 【上好住】 的薯片,也喝过【康师博】的红茶

  十二楼:运气不好!看着包装一样就买了一瓶(红茶),喝了一口觉得不对,看了一眼才知道,是【允一】牌。

  十三楼:记得以前有种饮料叫“旭日升”,有次喝完发现包装不对劲,仔细一看是【旭日开】。

  十四楼:【microseft】的鼠标见过,现在到处都有。

  十五楼:我们这里有个——华朕超市,里面卖的不过是【汪汪雪饼】之类的

  十六楼:据说浙江某镇上,单单做鳄鱼这个牌子服装的就有27家,而且每家商标差不离却都不一样,商标上的鳄鱼有张嘴的、有闭嘴的、有头在左边的、有头在右边的、有尾巴向上的、有尾巴向下的……

  十七楼:终于找到知音了。有一次,在某市的火车站广场买了一瓶“脉动”饮料,上车喝了才发现味道不对,仔细看了半天,没发现包装上有什么异样,再仔细看,竟然是【脉劫】!本来脉动的字体就是那种有尖尖的棱角的,劫字多出的一竖用很短的三角形尖尖代替,太难分辨了

十八楼:【激活】,【脉动】,大家都喝过了吧?上次偶不小心买了一瓶 【激动】!


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咱的幸福人生,哭 Jul 22, 2007

一早起床用高露洁致癌牙膏刷牙,给儿子冲一瓶碘超标的雀巢奶粉,然后自己喝杯过期的光明牛奶,吃几个超标面粉做的馒头,夹点臭水池里面腌的榨菜。准备坐公交吧,坐车人真多,手机没放好,不小心被一个小新疆"借"过去了。中午跟同事一起到肯德基吃顿苏丹红炸鸡,下午给老婆打电话,约她到新开的菜馆吃地沟油炒的菜,其中有一盘避孕药催大的香辣鳝鱼丝,一个牛肉毒粉丝,两个四川资阳猪肉大包子,老板上了一杯重金属超标100倍的碧螺春茶,再喝点含甲醛的啤酒。晚上,保姆打电话说因为矿难在井里出不来,叮嘱我别忘了做掺入白蜡油大米的米饭,别忘了做个敌敌畏泡过的金华火腿小菜,别忘了给小孩冲阜阳产的奶粉,别忘了给大人冲几杯还是金华那里产的糖精水拌银耳燕窝……如果能从矿井平安里出来,一定给全家带温州产的优质纸皮鞋,最后再提一下,千万别忘了买西安的福利彩票!
  嘿,这小日子过的,那叫一个幸福!


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没有一样是假冒啊 Jul 22, 2007

没有一样是假冒啊!当然是technically speaking.
不过我也服了这些撰写广告文案的人,正可谓是匠心独具,无懈可击。

我还真喝过一瓶“百事可乐”,喝了几口觉得不对劲,细细一看,在“百事可乐”的后面有一个米粒大的“型”字还用圈圈起来,让人还以为是带圈的字母R,无奈可乐是卖主(一个亲戚)送的,只得悄悄扔了。

[Edited at 2007-07-22 16:47]

[Edited at 2007-07-22 17:02]


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香港有幸,也得到特別照顧,嘗到幸福 Jul 22, 2007

中央給香港多少這種幸福,香港就有多少這種幸福。回歸後,一家人,祖國人民用的致癌高露洁,超碘雀巢,过期光明,超标馒头,臭水榨菜,苏丹红肯德基炸鸡,地沟油炒菜,避孕鳝鱼,毒粉丝,资阳大包子,重金属碧螺春,甲醛啤酒,白蜡油大米,敌敌畏火腿,阜阳奶粉,糖精银耳燕窝,還有温州纸皮鞋,香港都可以有。連忙說一聲感謝,心領了。其他呢,真對不起,祖國人民沒有的,香港亦不會有的,很簡單,欠奉!

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大型超市、连锁店很少有这类东西 Jul 22, 2007

大型超市、连锁店在城镇居民生活中占了最大的比例。这类假货在大型超市、连锁店中基本不会出现。至于这类假货出现的地方,买的人多半自己也有数。

[Edited at 2007-07-22 19:51]


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来2个 Jul 23, 2007

雲碧 - 跟“雪碧”一样价钱,在浙江东部山区骗老百姓
Happa - 骗追求品牌的小孩说是仿的“Kappa”


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自给自足算了 Jul 23, 2007

自己开块菜地,再种点油菜(炸油用)和粮食,养点家禽,回到农耕社会吧,呵呵,还是解决不了根本问题啊,牙膏总不能自己生产吧,总不能不出门吧。


前几天有个MM在网易社区的美食广场秀BF家的小菜园,多少人羡慕S了:)

[Edited at 2007-07-23 02:24]


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歸園田居與歸根結底的問題 Jul 23, 2007

作為消費者,可以歸園田居,自力更生,過老賓孫的生活,這是一個選擇。亦可以捍衛自己的權益,既然是出了同樣的錢,就要買到正貨,有權要求物品是安全,有標準,內外如實,立法保障消費者權益,令非法商人得到懲罰,很理想吧,現在就要進行教育。打擊奸商、揭發官商勾結。太天真?但不能坐以待斃。

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俺娘让我从小用盐水洗牙 Jul 23, 2007

俺娘让我从小用盐水洗牙,嘿!还真管用,我到现在一颗虫牙也没有。
Angeline_sh wrote:

自己开块菜地,再种点油菜(炸油用)和粮食,养点家禽,回到农耕社会吧,呵呵,还是解决不了根本问题啊,牙膏总不能自己生产吧,总不能不出门吧。


前几天有个MM在网易社区的美食广场秀BF家的小菜园,多少人羡慕S了:)

[Edited at 2007-07-23 02:24]


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人的身份也是假的﹐ 一假就假12年 Jul 23, 2007

http://www2.chinesenewsnet.com/gb/MainNews/SinoNews/Mainland/xhw_2007_07_23_03_00_05_423.html

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这个倒不算冒名牌 Jul 23, 2007

-- MIT 的 dean of admissions伪造履历 (想起Libin揭露的那个假造ATA证书的了),都已经在MIT admission office 工作了28年了。

http://www.thecrimson.com/article.aspx?ref=518541

The Massachusetts Institute of Technology's dean of admissions, Marilee Jones, resigned today and admitted to the ultimate sin of her profession: lying on an application.

Jones, a 28-year veteran of the admissions office, listed degrees on her resume from three schools in upstate New York but did not earn any of them, an MIT spokeswoman said.


Jones had been highly regarded in her field and widely praised for MIT's efforts to reduce the stress of college admissions. She redesigned the school's application to reflect her desire for applicants who make strong contributions to a few extracurricular activities rather than amass long lists of them. A book she co-wrote last year, "Less Stress, More Success," emphasized that theme.


Obviously she did a good job, even without the educations she claimed to have received. Isn't there some problem with the system that she had to forge her education to get whatever she was applying for 28 years ago?


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To catch an identity thief Jul 23, 2007

This just aired on NBC Dateline last night. Identity theft has become a serious international problem. I think it's good to invest some time and learn more about it.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17805134/


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天網恢恢,疏而不漏 Jul 23, 2007

常有中國留學生,甚至學者來唐人街書店,查問雕私章、公章、單位章、大學章事,說出國匆忙,沒有帶來,塗改學歷再影印,阿叔多狠狠教訓他們一頓。不過,願意效勞的,大有人在,特別是郵寄方式,美國人根本不知道那些中文是什麼東東,影板制章,只是十元八塊有交易。若然作假是常態,這個是怎樣的社會,悲哀!政法不彰,幸好天理、公理、倫理尚存。

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有一個西北的24歲的愣頭青﹐本科剛畢業沒出過國 Jul 23, 2007

偽造了一張哈佛博士證書﹐ 結果被中國很多名校請去演講﹐不是講課﹐是激勵學生﹐ 還被某牛校聘為客座教授。

中國吃這一套。有這樣的土壤。

[Edited at 2007-07-23 16:26]


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不相信 Jul 24, 2007

jyuan_us wrote:

偽造了一張哈佛博士證書﹐ 結果被中國很多名校請去演講﹐不是講課﹐是激勵學生﹐ 還被某牛校聘為客座教授。

中國吃這一套。有這樣的土壤。

[Edited at 2007-07-23 16:26]


虽然中国很多学校很土,但如果真是牛校,自然有相当多见识比较广的人,不会不看履历就随便聘教授的。

哈佛博士也没什么大不了的。国内很多学校都有老师或研究生去哈佛一级的学校读博或做博后的。哈佛博士刚毕业,回国顶多也就一副教授,而且一般还要等一两年才能拿到。

[Edited at 2007-07-24 04:55]


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