Off topic: 45 - just a joke for the English speaking community :-)
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Martin Hesse  Identity Verified
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Feb 27, 2003

Kommt ein Engländer nach Deutschland. Da er im Hotel nächtigt, hat er so trockene Haut, also geht er zu dm und sucht Gesichtscreme. Er finded auch eine Tube, aber keinen Preis dazu. Also geht er zur Verkaufstusse und fragt im feinsten Oxford English: \"Excuse me, how much is this?\" Die Verkäuferin (versteht nur Bahnhof): \"Das ist Hautcreme und kostet 45 Cent.\" Der Engländer, wieder im feinsten Englisch: \"Ahh, forty five!\" Sie: \"Nee, für\'s Gesicht.\"

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Guenther Danzer  Identity Verified
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Tataaaa, Tataaaaa! Feb 27, 2003

Narhalla-Marsch



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Katherine Zei  Identity Verified
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LOL Feb 27, 2003

Nice shot, dude!

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Martin Hesse  Identity Verified
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Uftata-ufftata Feb 27, 2003

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On 2003-02-27 15:09, gdanzer wrote:

Narhalla-Marsch







Musste doch an einem Tag wie heute was zur allgemeinen Erheiterung tun, wenn wir schon arbeiten müssen



Haben sie euch heute was angetan? Meine Kolleginnen waren alle friedlich...



Gruß aus dem Kriegsgebiet Rheinland,

nächsten Mittwoch ist alles vorbei!

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