Jack Doughty wrote:
Just for the hell of it, I went to the Systran website
http://www.systransoft.com and translated the foreign language versions back again, with this result:
Original English
This versatile, hard working spray gel & finishing mist provides lift,
control & volume. Can be used on damp hair as a working spray gel,
or on dry hair as a finishing spray. Brushes out easily. pH 4.5 Meets
new lower alcohol requirements.
Directions Spray 10 to 12 inches from hair. As working spray, spritz
lightly and work through hair as you style. For scalp lift, spray at hair
roots & rub fingers slightly in circular motion, then lift hair and let rest
for 5 seconds.
French version translated back
These flexible and hard freezing functioning of jet and finishing fog
provides the elevator, the order and volume. Can be used on the wet
hair as freezing to function of jet, or on the dry hair like finishing
pulverizer. Brushes outside easily lower alcohol conditions of
gatherings of pH 4,5 news. The directions pulverize 10 to 12 inches of
the hair. For the scalp elevator, the jet with the roots of hair and the fingers
of contact strip slightly in the circular motion, then raise hair and
left the rest during 5 seconds.
German version translated back
Spray gel And termination fog this versatile talented, hard work spray
gel and termination fog supply jacks, control and data medium. On damp
hair as if can be used c$arbeitsspraygel or on dry hair as
termination spray. Brushes out easily. White spirit requirements of
the meetings pH 4.5 new lower. Directions spray 10 to 12 tariff of the
hair. As work spray, squirt easy and work by hair, like you style. For
Scalpheber, raise spray at the hair roots and at the unevenness
fingers something in the circular motion, then hair and left remainder
for 5 seconds.
Italian version translated back
These gels of hard operation poured them and of the spray & haze of
rifinitura supply the elevator, the control & the volume. It can be
used on humid hats like gel to work of the spray, or on dry hats like
rifinitura spray. Brushes outside easy lower requirement of the alcool
of gatherings of pH 4,5 new ones. The senses spray 10 - 12 inches from
hats. Like spray, spritz leggermente and job of operation through hats
as designated. For the elevator of the leather capelluto, the spray to
the roots of hats & barrette of the rubbing a po' in the circular
movement, then raises hats and has left the rest for 5 second ones
Spanish version translated back
This gel of versatile work, lasts of the aerosol and fog that finishes
provides to the elevation, the control and the volume. The work of the
aerosol can be used in the humid hair like gel, or in the dry hair
like aerosol that finishes. Outside easily lower requisite brushes
towards of the alcohol of the meetings of pH 4.5 new ones. The
directions sprinkle 10 to 12 inches of the hair. Like aerosol, spritz
slightly and work of work through the hair as you work. For the
elevation of the hairy leather, the aerosol in the roots of the hair
and the fingers of the frotación slightly in the circular movement,
later raise the hair and leave the rest by 5 seconds