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Thread poster: abborre
abborre
Denmark
Local time: 11:25
Norwegian to English
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Mar 11, 2004

Real, authentic Finnish menus from restaurants:
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Shrimp and crap salad for two
You can have crap on your pizza
Tepid chicken salad with bread
We give you water only when you ask
(Café Rico, Turku 1997)
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Dead snails from Åland in garlic and butter sauce
The cock is recommending today's beef.
We can serve your steak with much blood, some blood, medium or well-done.
(Ramada Hotel, Turku 1999)
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The house's tart is called Torttu in Finnish and is warm.
Ice cream with warm bear halves and toffee sauce
Finnish mushroom salad - wild, salty and sticky mushrooms with cream sauce
and pickles
(Fransmanni, Turku 1993)
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Mexican burrito with mutilated chicken meat and salsa
(Raxx, Turku 1998)
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Try traditional Finnish pee soup.
We can bring the nuts and drinks to your room (room service card). Drink
something if you want (room service card).
On our breakfast table you will find the cheese, the meat and some others.
Omelet is made with recent eggs from a local farm where the chickens are
alive.
(Hotelli Helka, Helsinki 1993)
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This week is "bird meat week" but we also have a good selection of mammal
meat.
Japanese guests can have traditional breakfast with stinky rice and fishes.
Cocktails are served in bar and there only. You must drink cocktails there
only.
Blini served with cream and not real caviar.
(Hamburger Börs, Turku 1997)
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Tar ice cream - Finnish special. Good for people who eat tar and lingon
berries.
(Viking Restaurant Harald, Turku 1998)
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Children's hamburger is served with the French Pizzas after clock 21 are
not. Sorry.
(Memphis, Helsinki 1994)
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Catherine Bolton  Identity Verified
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Thanks! Mar 11, 2004

Thanks for the laugh!

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Melina Kajander
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:) Mar 11, 2004

I've read these before in several sites, but of course they're still funny...

"Try traditional Finnish pee soup" is probably the most hilarious one...


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NancyLynn
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Can this be true ? Mar 11, 2004

I especially liked the recent eggs from chickens who are alive
Nancy


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Monika Coulson  Identity Verified
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Who would pay this much for eating Salt Cold? Mar 11, 2004

This is what I read from a menu in a restorant in Barcelona about a month ago:

Salt Cold with ratatonille or Catalan Style -- $14.10

Monika


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abborre
Denmark
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Another menu error Mar 11, 2004

When I was in Cyprus I saw a sign that said

Carlick soyp and soyp of the day.

Both gave me a chuckle.

I bought a book called English spoken here that shows incorrectly translated signs in various countries, it was worth a laugh.


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NancyLynn
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Monika ! Mar 11, 2004

Remember the cod with garlic gloves ?

Nancy


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Monika Coulson  Identity Verified
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Oh yes Nancy Mar 11, 2004

NancyLynn wrote:

Remember the cod with garlic gloves ?

Nancy


Thanks for reminding me of that, it was hilarious

How about the "Griddled cuttlefish" dish?

Monika


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Gayle Wallimann  Identity Verified
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:D:D:D Mar 11, 2004

I laughed until I cried. I have seen similar ones before, but this really made me laugh so hard, that I scared my cats!
Thanks!
Gayle


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Sonia Hill
United Kingdom
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Italian Chinese restaurant menu Mar 11, 2004

My local Chinese restaurant has an English menu (in addition to the Italian) which includes "sprint rolls" and "crap meat soup".

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Thierry LOTTE  Identity Verified
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Eat French Cooking (or French Cook, to stay in the same mood...) Mar 11, 2004

Hilarious indeed !

Thank you very much.


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Tony M  Identity Verified
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Recently found menu treats in Lisieux, Normandy Apr 5, 2007

One of the menu items was 'sliced twerp with apple' — they'd adpoted the slang meaning of 'andouill' (a type of sausage, in fact!)

also one dish wam '...with a Normandy lady' (à la Normande)

might have been unexpectedly tasty, that one!

The rest was equally bad, I particularly liked 'moulds tee-shirts' (moules marinières), but the list is too long even to post here!


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