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Thread poster: PatriziaM.

PatriziaM.  Identity Verified
Italy
Local time: 21:38
English to Italian
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Mar 17, 2006

I want to share with you some haikus that I've found in the net and that made me really laugh:

Microsoft Windows Errors - in Haiku

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

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Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
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This site has moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

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There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software cannot bridge.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.


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Katherine Mérignac  Identity Verified
France
Local time: 21:38
Member (2004)
French to English
Fantastic! Mar 18, 2006

Thanks for sharing these - very, very good indeed!

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Joanna Borowska  Identity Verified
Poland
Local time: 21:38
English to Polish
Thank you, Patrizia! Mar 18, 2006



Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.






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Nicola Bigwood  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
Local time: 20:38
German to English
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Oh how true! Mar 20, 2006

PatriziaM. wrote:



Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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These are great Patrizia! And sadly so very true...!


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