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Thread poster: Shane Wall

Shane Wall  Identity Verified
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Jan 28, 2003

Don\'t know where, how or why this jumped into my head the other night:

The difference between people & primates?

The latter don\'t think they\'re people!

I\'ve got plenty more. I just need someone to tell me what I mean!

Happy Lunar New Year from sunny Saigon!


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Andy Watkinson
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Perhaps...... Jan 28, 2003 were unconsciously remembering an old saying about lawyers .....

Q. What\'s the difference between a Lawyer and God?

A. God doesn\'t think he\'s a lawyer.

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Jack Doughty  Identity Verified
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Or: Jan 28, 2003

Q:Why do horses have more sense than people?

A. Horses don\'t bet on people.

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Yedo Figueiredo
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Which reminds me of... Jan 28, 2003

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Yedo Figueiredo (Brazil)

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