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ODE TO A SPELLCHECKER
Thread poster: two2tango
two2tango
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Argentina
Local time: 11:48
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English to Spanish
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Apr 18, 2002

ODE TO A SPELLCHECKER



I have a spelling checker.

It came with my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue,

Miss steaks aye can knot sea.



Eye ran this poem threw it,

Your sure reel glad two no.

Its vary polished in its weigh,

My checker tolled me sew.



A checker is a bless sing,

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

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ODE TO A SPELLCHECKER



I have a spelling checker.

It came with my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue,

Miss steaks aye can knot sea.



Eye ran this poem threw it,

Your sure reel glad two no.

Its vary polished in its weigh,

My checker tolled me sew.



A checker is a bless sing,

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when aye rime.



To rite with care is quite a feet,

Of which won should be proud.

And wee mussed dew the best we can,

Sew flaws are knot aloud.



And now bee cause my spelling,

Is checked with such grate flare,

Their are know faults with in my cite,

Of none eye am a wear.



Each frays come posed up on my screen,

Eye trussed to bee a joule,

The checker poured o\'er every word,

To check sum spelling rule.



That\'s why aye brake in two averse,

By righting wants too pleas,

Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays,

Such soft wear for pea seas!






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Clarisa Moraña
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United States
Local time: 09:48
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:-)) Apr 18, 2002







Tanks!

[ This Message was edited by: on 2002-04-18 03:27 ]
 
Aurora Humarán (X)
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Argentina
Local time: 11:48
English to Spanish
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:-) Apr 18, 2002

Buenísimo!

Gracias pebeta y morocho del Abasto !



Aurora
 
Bob Kerns (X)
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Germany
Local time: 16:48
German to English
Great fool Apr 18, 2002

Eye to am great fool four urine spy ring grate pome witch eye red two day.
 
Parrot
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Spain
Local time: 16:48
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¡Para mandárselo a Guille Puertas! Apr 19, 2002

a.k.a. Bill Gates

 
Gabriela Tenenbaum (X)
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Uruguay
Local time: 11:48
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Simply Wan der Full !!! Apr 27, 2002

o era \"wander foul\"?



Thanks!
 


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