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Low rates + inner peace offer - a joke?

Clarisa Moraña  Identity Verified
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I'm afraid it won't be possible to be happy Jan 25


Iza Szczypka wrote:


Clarisa Moraña wrote:
... your happiness is our happiness

I feel happiest when offered 200% of my standard rate. You want me happy? So you know what to do...


When I started to study Translation at the university, we studied Logic. We learnt some rules sort of IF A IS TRUE, and B is TRUE, then both A & B are TRUE. (Please forgive me if do not remember the Logic statements well, I studied that so many years ago).

My happiness A: Is their happiness
My happiness B: A fair rate

Their happiness A: My happiness
Their happiness B: A low rate

My happiness A = Their happiness A = My happiness B
Nevertheless
My happiness B NOT EQUAL TO Their happiness B

Thus their statement is not true.

Have a great day!


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Anne Diamantidis  Identity Verified
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Yeah, I know them Jan 25

Hola Clarisa!

You're certainly not the only one they contacted - they contacted me via Skype a couple weeks ago too, without even introducing themselves, and offered to work for us. When I replied that we already were an agency and that I could not see the viability of a workflow "end client > agency > agency > translator", and that the translator at the end of the chain is probably paid peanuts, they replied that their translators were always delighted and happy and that to be that agressive, I was lacking inner peace and was sad and depressed.

They also wished me to find the inner peace I clearly don't have. Muhaha!

Seriously, this Skype chat made me laugh so hard I just had to share it on Facebook where we kept having a really good laugh. I don't know what these guys smoke, but they certainly sound stoned


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