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Jan Willem van Dormolen  Identity Verified
Netherlands
Local time: 17:04
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Oct 23, 2008

...how about some old-fashioned insulting by the master of the art, William Shakespeare:

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

There's a Dutch version too:

http://uitgefoeterd.in1woord.nl/

Some people really have too much time on their hands...


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canaria
United Kingdom
Local time: 16:04
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My kids spent a day at school using these insults Oct 23, 2008

Jan Willem van Dormolen wrote:

...how about some old-fashioned insulting by the master of the art, William Shakespeare:

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

There's a Dutch version too:

http://uitgefoeterd.in1woord.nl/

Some people really have too much time on their hands...


The English teacher thought it would be a good way for them to start enjoying Shakespeare and it worked!


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Marie-Hélène Hayles  Identity Verified
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Thou puking hedge-born malt-worm! Oct 23, 2008

That's definitely going in my "little book of insults"

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Marijke Singer  Identity Verified
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Thou villainous beetle-headed boar-pig! Oct 23, 2008

This is the one I like!

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Ballistic  Identity Verified
Belgium
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I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death. Oct 23, 2008

I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death.

Prachtig: „Ghy ravenaas, ... meester der rabouten!”

Zouden ze dan betalen?

[Edited at 2008-10-23 13:15]


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Jenny Forbes  Identity Verified
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My favourite Shakespearean insult Oct 23, 2008

My favourite Shakespearean insult is:

"The Devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon", uttered by Macbeth to a cringing servant, white-faced with terror.

Jenny


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Sundar Gopalakrishnan
India
Local time: 20:34
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Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. Oct 23, 2008

This is my favourite!

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Melzie
Local time: 17:04
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[May] the worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul. Oct 23, 2008

Perfect for a late payer, not many of them seem to have a conscience though!

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Amy Duncan  Identity Verified
Brazil
Local time: 12:04
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A few of my faves :D Oct 23, 2008

Thou venomed swag-bellied flap-dragon!

Thou odiferous spur-galled jolt-head!

Thou saucy onion-eyed death-token!

Thou venomed fen-sucked bugbear!

Thou weedy pottle-deep fustilarian!

Thou crusty botch of nature!

Thou bootless boil-brained lewdster!

Thou goatish whoreson popinjay!


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Claudia Alvis  Identity Verified
Peru
Local time: 10:04
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When words don't work ... Oct 23, 2008

I just go medieval with a little help from Monty Python:

[img]http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v319/tankexmortis/Smileys/th_The_Knights_Who_Say_Ni_by_livius.gif" alt="The Knights Who Say Ni[/img]

Ni works but peng and nee-wom do wonders and I even get a shrubbery with the payment.


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Melina Kajander
Finland
English to Finnish
Get thee to a nunnery. Oct 23, 2008

"Get thee to a nunnery" - now that's a good one

And this seems somehow very suitable for translation business:
"If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt."


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Roman Bulkiewicz  Identity Verified
Ukraine
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O illiterate loiterer! Oct 23, 2008

(now I know what to write in that QA form!)

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Vito Smolej
Germany
Local time: 17:04
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How about some old-fashioned apology from the agency? Oct 24, 2008

[Otto dangles Archie out a window]
Archie: All right, all right, I apologise.
Otto: You're really sorry.
Archie: I'm really really sorry, I apologise unreservedly.
Otto: You take it back.
Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
Otto: OK.

Otto? the "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f*k-face, dickhead, a*hole."- Otto
Archie? the "How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you? "-Archie




[urejeno ob 2008-10-24 19:50]


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