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Edwal Rospigliosi  Identity Verified
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May 4, 2005

I found this in a blog.
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard “c” will be replaced with “k.” Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “W” by “V”. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”, and similar changes vud of kors; be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil b no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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rgrds

Edval


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xxxga5
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Dear collegue May 4, 2005

can you give the link to this info please

regards,

bohdan


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hirselina
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http://www.stuffucanuse.com/all_jokes/jokes%20European.htm May 4, 2005

[quote]bohdan23 wrote:

can you give the link to this info please

There are hundreds, I think!


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Edwal Rospigliosi  Identity Verified
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Just a joke May 4, 2005

It's a spoof. I found it at:

http://www.barking-moonbat.com/


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Spoof May 4, 2005

Edwal Rospigliosi wrote:

It's a spoof. I found it at:

http://www.barking-moonbat.com/[/quote]

Did anyone really think this was serious?

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xxxLatin_Hellas
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Spoof? Are you kidding? May 5, 2005

Timothy Barton wrote:

Edwal Rospigliosi wrote:

It's a spoof. I found it at:

http://www.barking-moonbat.com/


Did anyone really think this was serious?[/quote]

With the eurocrats, anything is possible, and the fact that is a spoof does indeed need to be confirmed, no joke.

bale002

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