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Thread poster: Pnina
Local time: 11:47
Italian to Hebrew
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Aug 3, 2005

Dear Translators,

I stumbled on this website. It offers a computer hammer. Would like to share with you several suggestions that are written in its manual.

1. "Fed-up with technology - Try the Computer Hammer, a way to vent out your anger without doing the damage."
2. "It's very common for your mouse to stick at the worst times. Hit the mouse repeatedly with the Computer Hammer until you feel better."
3. "We found during our testing that hitting the monitor with the Computer Hammer is very satisfying, as many people consider the screen to be the cause of most problems."
4. "Hitting the keyboard is especially effective, when you can't type fast enough, or are making too many typing errors."
5. "The Computer Hammer is most effective with a portable PC because of the laptop's smaller. size. Place the laptop on a table, then pound it with the hammer until the battery wears out. This way, you are hitting the PC, the screen, the mouse, and the keyboard all ato once."

There are also other interesting uses of the computer hammer. You can read about them and try them as well.

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