Off topic: Maths
Thread poster: hecdan
| | hecdan
Local time: 11:58
English to Spanish
Miseducation of Man and Woman
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
| | Heinrich Pesch
Local time: 17:58
Finnish to German
| David Brent was here || Oct 26, 2005 |
This must be one of Davies famous jokes...
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