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José Luis Villanueva-Senchuk  Identity Verified
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Local time: 16:01
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Dec 6, 2002

Hola,



I got this from a friend and wanted to share it. It is not meant to offend but to get all of us to enjoy a good laugh.



Happy translations and happy weekend !!



DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM



EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL\'S AGENT



PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER



DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT



THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS



SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME



ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY



MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER



GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE



SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Zs



A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I\'M A DOT IN PLACE



THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE



ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE



And for the grand finale:



PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once):



TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS!!!



Before I forget... Here is my schedule for the next week: http://www.chicagocircle.com/links/my_schedule.html



[ This Message was edited by: on 2002-12-06 07:52 ]


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ALAIN COTE  Identity Verified
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Thanks !!! Dec 6, 2002

Brilliant!

And such a great schedule !



[ This Message was edited by: on 2002-12-06 08:17 ]


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Steffen Walter  Identity Verified
Germany
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Muchas gracias :-)) Dec 6, 2002

Shouldn\'t this letter reshuffle system be patented as it seems to involve an inventive step ;-?



Great stuff - and stick to your schedule (at least for the weekend).



Steffen

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xxxschwensen  Identity Verified
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What a good laugh! Dec 6, 2002

Thanks, it made my day (the \"joke\" -I see some truth in it...- and your schedule!).



Anna


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Jacek Krankowski  Identity Verified
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More of these for the rest of the weekend Dec 6, 2002

Check this out:



Did you know that parliament is an anagram of partial men? Or, Clint Eastwood an anagram of Old West Action?



Here is your chance to discover the wisdom of anagrams. Enter the word or phrase in the form below and press button.



http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/



Thousands more:



Multilingual anagrams in English, French and Dutch created online.

www.ssynth.co.uk/~gay/anagram.html



Free online anagram generator, accepting up to 30 letters.

www.easypeasy.com/anagrams/



To make free anagrams of YOUR NAME, we recommend that you download a free copy of Anagram Genius. www.genius2000.com/anagram.html



If you didn\'t get enough anagrams you can always try to increase the amount of words for the generated anagrams. ...

ag.arrak.fi/index_en.html



Nothing more, nothing less. Vice Presidents, baseball players and ancient Greeks get the treatment.

soli.inav.net/~hoolie/



Il Motore Anagrammatico del Gaunt si è trasferito su http://www.nightgaunt.org/anagrams/anagrams.htm. ...



\'Tony Blair\' = \'Tory in Lab\' and other anagrams of your favourite (or not) politicians and their parties.

www.genius2000.com/agdir/ukpolitics.html


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Jacek Krankowski  Identity Verified
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About the schedule Dec 6, 2002

One more important reason to stick to your weekend schedule:



If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.



With Enron, you would have $16.50 left.



With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.



If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.



Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.



(an Internet joke)


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Steffen Walter  Identity Verified
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'The Law is an Anagram of Wealth' Dec 8, 2002

Anne Clark (1993)

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