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Thread poster: Aurora Humarán
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Dec 8, 2002

Elephant Jokes (Jack Stokes)



“A good laugh will keep the rest of your life in a better perspective”

Jack Stokes



For some...seconds...forget about that f*ing word you still don´t know how to translate.

Forget about your debts, your clients (or your lack of clients...), your problems.



Is your “child” still alive?? (it should...) Call him/her and share these....

Have fun!

Au





What do you have when you cross an elephant with a skunk?

Very few friends.



What did Jane say when she saw the elephant wearing formal attire?

“It must be after six”.



Why don´t elephants cross their eyes?

Because i´s are dotted; t´s are crossed.



How can you tell an elephant from a bowl of potato salad?

If you can´t do that, don´t come to my picnic.



Where are elephants found?

Where they were lost, usually.



Why do elephants have good memories?

I forget. I´m not an elephant.



What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?

I´m not sure, but give it a cookie when it wants one!



What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?

“Sir!”



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