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Mar 18, 2002

Let\'s start a new week with a joke - I thought this one would be appreciated by this forum:



A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It\'s speaking English that kills you



Nice and successful week to all!



--Diana



[ This Message was edited by: on 2002-03-18 17:38 ]


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Trudy Peters  Identity Verified
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Love it!! :-) Mar 21, 2002

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