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Diet Rules for Cheaters
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two2tango  Identity Verified
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Jun 9, 2002

1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.



2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.



3. When you eat with someone else, calories don\'t count if you don\'t eat more than they do.



4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.



5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.



6. Movie related foods (Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one\'s personal fuel.



7. Cookie pieces contain no fat--the process of breaking causes fat leakage.



8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.



9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream;

mushrooms and white chocolate.



NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.



10. Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and Popsicles.


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Aurora Humarán  Identity Verified
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Chicos Jun 9, 2002

Ya hice esta dieta hace unos años.

Creo que la promocionaba Erick Estrada como bonus pack del Fat Reducer o algo así.



Perdón por avivar giles pero...¡engorda!

Pero lo justo es justo...ta´wenisima....



Gracias por la buena onda, tangueros!

Au

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Patricia Posadas  Identity Verified
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¡Pues qué bien! Jun 9, 2002

Ya puedo acostarme tranquila después de los excesos del fin de semana. Voy a imprimir la dieta y seguirla al pie de la letra

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Valeria Verona  Identity Verified
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¡Lo sabía! Jun 10, 2002

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.





Lo sabía intuitivamente por eso lo vengo poniendo en práctica con... ¡poco resultado! Ja, ja, ja...



Sigan comiendo cosas ricas y disfrutando sin culpa por favor...



Saludos desde BA. Vale



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Lydia Molea  Identity Verified
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LOL! Jun 10, 2002

This is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

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José Luis Villanueva-Senchuk  Identity Verified
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Ya que estamos en el tema de dietas... (sólo público adulto) Jun 10, 2002

DIETA DEL PEREJIL: Todas las noches con el mismo Gil.

DIETA DEL GRINGO: Meter el viernes y sacar el domingo.

DIETA DE LA VERDURA: Sólo es posible cuando la cosa esta dura.

DIETA DE LA FRUTA: Hay que tirar y tirar hasta hacerse puta.

DIETA DE LA BERENJENA: De vez en cuando, con pareja ajena.

DIETA DEL LAGARTO: Comer poco y tirar harto.

DIETA DE LA IGUANA que es la misma del LAGARTO pero con más ganas.

DIETA DE GUIDO: Igual que la del lagarto pero más seguido.

DIETA DE SATANÁS: Nada por delante, todo por detrás.

DIETA DEL MELÓN: Hay que tirar siempre con el mismo huevón.

DIETA DE LA SANDÍA: Tirar sin que importe la hora ni el día.

DIETA DEL CARTUCHO: Comer poco y tirar mucho.

DIETA DE LA PANTERA: Una pata en el manubrio y la otra en la guantera.

DIETA DEL PADRE HURTADO: Darle hasta que duela

DIETA DE LA ARDILLA: Mejor acostada que de rodillas.

DIETA DE LA HORMIGA: Una tras otra.

DIETA DE LA ANTONIETA: Una pata en la cama y la otra en la ampolleta.

DIETA DEL CABALLO: Sólo agua y paja.

DIETA DEL MEMBRILLO: Chuparlo hasta sacarle brillo.



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Valeria Verona  Identity Verified
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José Luis!!!!!! Jun 20, 2002

Lo que me hiciste reír con las dietas!!!! Ja, ja, ja



Me encantó.

Vale


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Guiri
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sea food diet Jun 20, 2002

I see food and I eat it.

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