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Buy Six Bottles of Aspirin
Aspirin can save your life. Chewing one can thin your blood enough to quell a heart attack. So buy six bottles of aspirin and put one anywhere you may need it: in your glove box, in your desk at work, in your golf bag, your briefcase, your toolbox. Give one to the bartender down at the Regal Beagle. Then remember to replace them every May--the same time you check your smoke detectors."