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Working languages:
Spanish to English
Portuguese to English
German to English

Scott Alexander
business, technology & tourism

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Local time: 13:37 BRT (GMT-3)

Native in: English Native in English

Account type Freelancer
Affiliations Blue Board: Take Five English & Training
Services Translation, Interpreting, Editing/proofreading, Website localization, Software localization, Subtitling, Desktop publishing
Expertise
Specializes in:
Tourism & TravelEnergy / Power Generation
IT (Information Technology)Advertising / Public Relations
Law: Contract(s)Construction / Civil Engineering
Business/Commerce (general)Engineering (general)
Medical (general)Science (general)

KudoZ activity (PRO) PRO-level points: 1159, Questions answered: 630, Questions asked: 1
Project History 3 projects entered

Portfolio Sample translations submitted: 16
Translation education Bachelor's degree - Dartmouth College
Experience Years of translation experience: 5. Registered at ProZ.com: Nov 2007.
ProZ.com Certified PRO certificate(s) N/A
Credentials N/A
Memberships N/A
Software Adobe Acrobat, Adobe Illustrator, Adobe Photoshop, Dreamweaver, FrameMaker, Frontpage, Indesign, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Office Pro, Microsoft Word, Pagemaker, Powerpoint, QuarkXPress, SDL TRADOS, Wordfast
Contests won 6th ProZ.com Translation Contest: Spanish to English [download]
7th ProZ.com Translation Contest: German to English [download]
7th ProZ.com Translation Contest: Russian to English [download]
About me
SCOTT ALEXANDER

ON-TIME ... ON-BUDGET ... ON-MESSAGE

- excellent foreign language & native English skills (see Portfolio, Contests Won, Kudos above)

- hands-on experience in business, technology and tourism on three continents

- worked as computer & communications consultant in New York, San Juan, Rio de Janeiro, and Paris

- also lived in Munich, Barcelona, London, Miami, and St. Petersburg

- living in Rio de Janeiro since 2002

- specialized vocabularies (travel, tourism, power generation, finance, databases, internet, advertising, marketing, legal, medical, pharmaceutical)

- well-rounded education (sciences, humanities, social sciences)

- Ivy League degree (BA: Computer Science, Russian Language & Literature)

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- proven track record of managing big projects through all phases (translating, editing, proofreading, desktop publishing, web publishing) - so your project gets done ON-TIME and ON-BUDGET

- excellent "ear" for handling hard-to-translate terms - so your project stays ON-MESSAGE

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First-place winner of three proz.com translation contests:

- 6th Spanish-to-English

- 7th German-to-English

- 7th Russian-to-English

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Click on the email icon above to send me an email.

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Check out this funny YouTube video showing stand-up comedy with all the latest "buzz words in English!
"Modern Man" by George Carlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkCR-w3AYOE
(approx. 3 minutes)

Copyright 2005, George Carlin

[Transcript]

I'm a modern man...

I'm a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke-free.

A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded,
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing,
I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high-tech lowlife,
A cutting-edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker.
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new-wave but I'm old-school,
And my inner child is outward-bound.

I'm a hot-wired heat-seeking warm-hearted cool customer,
Voice-activated and biodegradable.

I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace.
So I'm interactive,
I'm hyperactive,
And from time to time,
I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball,
Ahead of the curve,
Riding the wave,
Dodging a bullet,
Pushing the envelope.

I'm on-point
On-task
On-message
And off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed.
I got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment,
On the edge,
Over the top,
But under the radar.

A high-concept
Low-profile
Medium-range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A "Top Gun" bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties,
I tell power lies.
I take power naps,
I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic,
A working rageaholic.
Out of rehab,
And in denial.

I got a personal trainer,
A personal shopper,
A personal assistant,
And a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up,
You can't dumb me down,
'Cause I'm tireless,
And I'm wireless.
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.

I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever,
Laid-back but fashion-forward.

Up-front,
Down-home,
Low-rent,
High-maintenance.

Super-size,
Long-lasting,
High-definition,
Fast-acting,
Oven-ready,
And built to last.

I'm a hands-on,
Footloose,
Knee-jerk
Head case.

Prematurely post-traumatic.
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail.

But I'm feeling,
I'm caring.
I'm healing,
I'm sharing.
A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary caregiver.

My output is down,
But my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail,
I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds,
I watch trash sports.

I'm gender-specific,
Capital-intensive,
User-friendly,
And lactose-intolerant.

I like rough sex...
I like rough sex,
I like tough love.
I use the "F" word in my email,
And the software on my hard drive is hardcore - no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall.
I bought a mini-van in a mega-store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.

I'm toll-free,
Bite-sized,
Ready-to-wear,
And I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped,
Factory-authorized,
Hospital-tested,
Clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I've been pre-washed,
Pre-cooked,
Pre-heated,
Pre-screened,
Pre-approved,
Pre-packaged,
Post-dated,
Freeze-dried,
Double-wrapped,
Vacuum-packed,
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude,
But I'm the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked, and ready to rock.
Rough, tough, and hard to bluff.

I take it slow,
I go with the flow.
I ride with the tide,
I got glide in my stride.

Drivin' and movin',
Sailin' and spinnin',
Jivin' and groovin',
Wailin' and winnin'.

I don't snooze,
So I don't lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal,
And the rubber on the road.

I party hearty,
And lunchtime is crunch time.

I'm hanging in,
There ain't no doubt.
And I'm hanging tough -
Over and out!

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Total pts earned: 1198
PRO-level pts: 1159


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Profile last updated
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