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jyuan_us  Identity Verified
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Aug 22, 2007

  "2006年7月7日凌晨4时许,江明光着上身坐在温江区一家网吧里,手操作着鼠标。突然,江明觉得按在鼠标上的右手麻了一下,他瞥了一下,右手手腕前面的手掌不见了。“是谁剁了老子的手?”江明“腾”地一声站起来,气呼呼地问,鲜血从前臂倾泻而出。回头一看,身后是比他还气愤的妻子何灵,江明还没来得及开口,何灵便已经大踏步走出了网吧。经过医院专家们24个小时全力抢救,江明的手掌在坏死前再植成功"。


據說來自重慶晚報。


 

peiling  Identity Verified
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感想 Aug 22, 2007

1. 手掌不见了还能问的出:“是谁剁了老子的手?”.服了他.
2. 又一个浪费资源的手术(不是说没必要把手接回去,是指如果当事人没这么冲动的话跟本不需要这手术).


 

jyuan_us  Identity Verified
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我很欣慰 Aug 22, 2007

Pei Ling Haußecker wrote:

1. 手掌不见了还能问的出:“是谁剁了老子的手?”.服了他.
2. 又一个浪费资源的手术(不是说没必要把手接回去,是指如果当事人没这么冲动的话跟本不需要这手术).


Pei Ling看出這篇新聞的筆法又好氣又好笑。這就是我出貼的原因。

人家還“瞥了一下” 呢﹐ 好像是別人的手。


 

Jianjun Zhang  Identity Verified
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值得表扬 Aug 22, 2007

这种忘我的游戏精神“值得”学习和表彰,要是把这种干劲儿用在翻译上,不愁一个月整他几千、一万美元的糊口,还保准儿婆子不断他的手!:Dicon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

[Edited at 2007-08-23 03:12]


 

pkchan  Identity Verified
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不用據說了 Aug 23, 2007

一看便知是假新聞。

jyuan_us wrote:

  "2006年7月7日凌晨4时许,江明光着上身坐在温江区一家网吧里,手操作着鼠标。突然,江明觉得按在鼠标上的右手麻了一下,他瞥了一下,右手手腕前面的手掌不见了。“是谁剁了老子的手?”江明“腾”地一声站起来,气呼呼地问,鲜血从前臂倾泻而出。回头一看,身后是比他还气愤的妻子何灵,江明还没来得及开口,何灵便已经大踏步走出了网吧。经过医院专家们24个小时全力抢救,江明的手掌在坏死前再植成功"。


據說來自重慶晚報。


 

pkchan  Identity Verified
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對不起 jyuan_us , Aug 23, 2007

原來真有此事。我也要當心。

news.sina.com.cn/c/2007-08-22/074512427629s.shtml


 


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