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Thread poster: Odette Grille

Odette Grille  Identity Verified
Canada
Local time: 01:35
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May 7, 2007

(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(E) Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.


 

Eloïse Notet  Identity Verified
France
Local time: 07:35
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:) May 7, 2007

C'est joliicon_biggrin.gif

 

Emmanuelle Riffault  Identity Verified
Australia
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;O)) May 7, 2007

J'adoreicon_biggrin.gif

 

Nadine Kahn  Identity Verified
Germany
Local time: 07:35
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lol May 7, 2007

A jolly good jokeicon_biggrin.gif

Merci beaucoup!


 

Sylvain Leray  Identity Verified
Local time: 07:35
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Dans le même registre… May 7, 2007

L'alcool ne résout pas les problèmes.

Remarque, l'eau et le lait non plus.


 

Anne Diamantidis  Identity Verified
Germany
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:-))))) May 7, 2007

Excellent Odette ! Mouarf ! merci !!!!



Sylvain Leray wrote:

L'alcool ne résout pas les problèmes.

Remarque, l'eau et le lait non plus.





dans le même genre aussi : l´alcool est un ennemi; fuir l´ennemi, c´est lâche....


 

Anne Patteet  Identity Verified
Local time: 00:35
English to French
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:D May 7, 2007

Une agréable manière de commencer la journée! Merci!

 

Claudia Luque Bedregal  Identity Verified
Italy
Local time: 07:35
English to Spanish
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:-) May 7, 2007

Merci Odette!icon_biggrin.gif
et merci Syvainicon_biggrin.gif et merci Anne!icon_smile.gif
C'est jolie commencer la journée comme ça.
Salut!
Claudia


 

Carole Paquis  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
Local time: 06:35
Member (2007)
English to French
Copié, collé ! May 7, 2007

Merci Odette. J'ai dûment copié/collé et fait circuler...

 

Yolanda Bello  Identity Verified
Mexico
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Smashing! May 7, 2007

I love iticon_smile.gif

 

yam2u  Identity Verified
United States
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Nice one! May 7, 2007

Odette Grille wrote:
(E) Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.


And as they say: What doesn't kill you, makes you STRANGE.

That accounts for the different funny ways English is spoken.icon_wink.gif

Merci, Odette!

May


 


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