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Odette Grille  Identity Verified
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May 7, 2007

(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(E) Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.


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Eloïse Notet  Identity Verified
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:) May 7, 2007

C'est joli

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Emmanuelle Riffault  Identity Verified
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;O)) May 7, 2007

J'adore

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Nadine Kahn  Identity Verified
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lol May 7, 2007

A jolly good joke

Merci beaucoup!


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Sylvain Leray  Identity Verified
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Dans le même registre… May 7, 2007

L'alcool ne résout pas les problèmes.

Remarque, l'eau et le lait non plus.


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Anne Diamantidis  Identity Verified
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:-))))) May 7, 2007

Excellent Odette ! Mouarf ! merci !!!!



Sylvain Leray wrote:

L'alcool ne résout pas les problèmes.

Remarque, l'eau et le lait non plus.





dans le même genre aussi : l´alcool est un ennemi; fuir l´ennemi, c´est lâche....


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Anne Patteet  Identity Verified
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:D May 7, 2007

Une agréable manière de commencer la journée! Merci!

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Claudia Luque Bedregal  Identity Verified
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:-) May 7, 2007

Merci Odette!
et merci Syvain et merci Anne!
C'est jolie commencer la journée comme ça.
Salut!
Claudia


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Carole Paquis  Identity Verified
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Copié, collé ! May 7, 2007

Merci Odette. J'ai dûment copié/collé et fait circuler...

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Yolanda Bello  Identity Verified
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Smashing! May 7, 2007

I love it

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yam2u  Identity Verified
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Nice one! May 7, 2007

Odette Grille wrote:
(E) Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.


And as they say: What doesn't kill you, makes you STRANGE.

That accounts for the different funny ways English is spoken.

Merci, Odette!

May


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