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Thread poster: Odette Grille (X)
Odette Grille (X)
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May 9, 2007

dédiée plus particulièrement à ceux et celles qui ont déjà vu disparaître un texte et les heures de travail qui vont avec...

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked. "Yes," he replied, "how does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.

"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"


 
avsie (X)
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Oh my... May 9, 2007



Merci pour cette blague!!


 
Jean-Marie Le Ray
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Excellentissime May 9, 2007

Comme quoi on peut réussir son coup même sans l'aide de l'informatique
Jean-Marie


 
Emmanuelle Riffault
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Je suis fan May 9, 2007

Merci Odette, encore une fois. Je songe à créer un fan club

Emmanuelle


 
Sylvain Leray
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Pour les non-anglophones… May 9, 2007

Un nouvel employé se tient devant le destructeur de documents, perplexe. La secrétaire arrive :
« Vous avez besoin d'aide ?"
- Oui, comment marche cet appareil ?
- Oh, c'est facile ! »
Elle lui prend le gros rapport qu'il tient dans les mains et l'insère dans le destructeur de documents.
« Ah d'accord, merci. Et par où sortent les copies ? »


Sylvain


 
Odette Grille (X)
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Super ! May 9, 2007

Merci Sylvain de pallier ma paresse...


 
Odette Grille (X)
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Un fan club ? May 9, 2007

Emmanuelle Daburger-Riffault wrote:

Merci Odette, encore une fois. Je songe à créer un fan club

Emmanuelle


de moi , de blagues ou pour de rire ??


 


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