Off topic: Puns that only English nerds will understand
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RominaZ  Identity Verified
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Dec 17, 2013

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Petro Ebersöhn  Identity Verified
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Hilarious! Dec 17, 2013

That means I'm an English nerd: I understand it!icon_smile.gif


Ian Mansbridge  Identity Verified
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Hmm Dec 17, 2013

I think 'hilarious' is being a little too generous!


Petro Ebersöhn  Identity Verified
Local time: 01:07
You may be right, Ian Dec 18, 2013

But all the same, I had a good laugh. Probably because I needed one at that moment!icon_smile.gif


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