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Steffen Walter  Identity Verified
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Feb 19, 2003

Hallo zusammen,



geht mal auf:



http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/



\"In der Kürze liegt die Würze\"



Steffen





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Guenther Danzer  Identity Verified
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Klasse, hier der Herr der Ringe (Gesamtausgabe): Feb 19, 2003

J. R. R. Tolkien

Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard



The Fellowship of the Ring



Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins, your Ring is evil. In a couple decades, we\'ll try to destroy it. In the meantime, leave it for Frodo to play with.



Bilbo Baggins: It\'s not evil. It\'s mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



(Frodo takes it to RIVENDELL. Some FRIENDS come with him. They are attacked by black riders a LOT, and it is SCARY.)



Elrond: Frodo Baggins, if Sauron ever gets this Ring, the world will be destroyed, and evil will reign forever. We must act quickly. Take the Ring to where he lives.



(They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.)



Boromir: Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring.



Frodo: No.



Boromir: What have I done? (dies)



THE END



The Two Towers



(Gandalf frees THEODEN and overthrows SARUMAN. A bunch of IRRELEVANT stuff happens. Then the PLOT starts up again.)



THE END



The Return of the King



Aragorn: We must travel the Paths of the Dead.



Eowyn: You\'ll die.

(They don\'t.)



Gandalf: The Hordes of Mordor will destroy Minis Tirith.

(They don\'t.)



Gandalf: We must attack Mordor. We\'ll all be killed.

(They aren\'t.)



Gollum: Mmmm, yummy finger! (dies)



Frodo: The Ring has been destroyed, but now we will die in Mordor.



Sam: Buck up, Master Frodo.



(A bunch of feathered DEUS EX MACHINAS come out of NOWHERE and save EVERYBODY.)



THE END





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Herbert Fipke  Identity Verified
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Alle acht Mankell/Wallander-Romane gekürzt Feb 19, 2003

Wallander:

Das Leben ist Scheiße!



Alle Mörder:

Stimmt!

(es werden verschiedene Leute sinnlos umgebracht)



Wallander:

Hab ichs nicht gesagt?



Gruß

Herbert


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Steffen Walter  Identity Verified
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Ach ja, hatte ich noch vergessen - das Pendant für die Filmgucker: Feb 21, 2003

http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/



Steffen



Herbert: Sehr schön {LOL} - schick\'s doch auf Englisch an bookaminute, eigene Beiträge sind dort willkommen!

[ This Message was edited by:on2003-02-21 10:15]


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