Off topic: A translator's romance (Russian, but understandable by all)
Thread poster: Susan Welsh

Susan Welsh  Identity Verified
United States
Local time: 21:06
Member (2008)
Russian to English
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Oct 2, 2009

Henry says we must all specialize, so I provide the following.

From a Russian translators' forum:

Она была переводчицей
- Коленька, а кем вы работаете?
- Слесарем, Машенька.
- О, это должно быть безумно интересно! Все эти ваши рашпили, керны,
штихели, фланцевые притирки, резьба под муфту, стопарение калибровочным
шпунтом... Знаете, я в этом совершенно ничего не понимаю!


She was a translator.
- What is it you do for a living, Peter?
- I am a plumber, Jane.
- Oh, that must be so interesting. All those double pole switches,
impellers, street elbows, backflow preventers, angle stops, vent stacks and
Essex flanges: You know I know not the first thing about it!



Christina Bergmann
Local time: 03:06
English to German
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Yep, that's right Oct 2, 2009

Oh, hell, not the first thing, eh?

Gods, that's about the look I get when I talk to men about motorbikes, cars and machinesicon_wink.gif

Thanks for sharing, Susan


Helen Shiner  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
Local time: 02:06
German to English
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Susan Oct 2, 2009

You mean this isn't how men romance you in the States?!!


Mariusz Kuklinski  Identity Verified
Local time: 02:06
English to Polish
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A nice story Oct 2, 2009


I loved the story but are you sure he was a plumber rather than a locksmith?

My best


Mary Stefan  Identity Verified
United States
Local time: 21:06
Member (2006)
Romanian to English
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HaHaHa Oct 3, 2009

Thanks for sharing Susan!icon_smile.gif


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