Off topic: Has it really come to this? Or is it an April Fool?
Thread poster: Kevin Fulton

Kevin Fulton  Identity Verified
United States
Local time: 09:03
German to English
Apr 1, 2010

http://www.eurozonetranslations.com/Jerome1.html

 

Brian Young  Identity Verified
United States
Local time: 06:03
Danish to English
thanks for the tip Apr 1, 2010

What a great opportunity! I have decided to ditch this Danish stuff, as there is a lot of work translating Chinese to Urdu, and when you don't even have to bother learning the language, what a relief.

 

Andrea Jarmuschewski  Identity Verified
France
Local time: 15:03
Member (2007)
French to German
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LOL Apr 1, 2010

I especially like the names of the "graduates" who comment:

O. Boi
R. Ashamed
B. Gonn
I.M. Foolin

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Nicole Schnell  Identity Verified
United States
Local time: 06:03
English to German
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It worked for me! Apr 1, 2010

Right after I got stranded on this planet because of my flying saucer's plasma engine trouble, I enrolled in this wonderful school. Not only am I capable of communicating with the Earthlings, I am a translator, too!

 

Sonia Hill
United Kingdom
Local time: 14:03
Italian to English
That's great! Apr 1, 2010

It's always nice to start the day with a laughicon_biggrin.gif

 

Textklick  Identity Verified
Local time: 14:03
German to English
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For me too Apr 1, 2010

Nicole Schnell wrote:

Right after I got stranded on this planet because of my flying saucer's plasma engine trouble, I enrolled in this wonderful school. Not only am I capable of communicating with the Earthlings, I am a translator, too!


Unlike Nicole, I am originally of this planet.

However, some years ago I was assimilated into what some may know as a Borg collective, stripped of my free will and previous skills and left with no context in life.

Following a miraculous rescue and recovery operation, I went through a long process of restoration.

These are the fine folks who made me what I am today and I have no hesitation in reccommending them. Their Klingon courses have been over-subscribed for some time but thanks to this fine institution, I will soon be proudly adding English>Vulcan to my language portfolio (which is logically no walk in the park for a non-native speaker).

Live long and prosper.


 

Lowri Roberts  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
Local time: 14:03
English to Welsh
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Brilliant... Apr 1, 2010

...what a funny joke. At least I hope that's what it is.
I'm pretty sure the names are a clue though!


 

Christine Andersen  Identity Verified
Denmark
Local time: 15:03
Member (2003)
Danish to English
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Eat your heart out, Proz.com! Apr 1, 2010

I love it!


Thousands of translators are using our techniques to produce millions of words a day in a variety of languages they do not know.


Does anyone else understand them?? icon_rolleyes.gif

Think of all the proofreading there will be for those of us with degrees, diplomas and experience! icon_biggrin.gif


 

PCovs
Denmark
Local time: 15:03
Member (2003)
English to Danish
+ ...
Only millions of words per day??? Apr 1, 2010

I think they are selling themselves short here - why stop at millions of words per day, when all you seem to need is an internet connection and the ability to copy/paste?
I am sure they could throw in a macro to do that for you, and we could be talking billions of words per day.

A very good thing about this is, that after taking their classes I can now take on jobs at USD 0.001 and still maintain my condoe and my summer cottage with swimming pool!
And the best thing: My clients are delighted.icon_biggrin.gif

[Edited at 2010-04-01 10:04 GMT]

[Edited at 2010-04-01 10:05 GMT]


 

Klementina Shahini
United States
Local time: 09:03
Member (2009)
English to Albanian
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Cheers! Apr 1, 2010

What a great opportunity! I can feel that 2010 will be e very successful and productive year for all of us. All my children's college loans will be paid off in one week. What a relief just to think about it! Any new language we can come up with this programm?

Cheers!


 

John Farebrother  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
French to English
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Contact details Apr 1, 2010

They neglected to include their contact details on the site. How do I enrol?

 

luisoncln  Identity Verified
United States
Local time: 06:03
Spanish to English
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Funny! Apr 1, 2010

I like the small script at the bottom:

"Based upon a rate of 2 cents per word. Income dependent on a variety of factors, including Internet connection, ability to cut and paste"


lolololol


 

Suzan Hamer  Identity Verified
Netherlands
Local time: 15:03
English
+ ...
Yes, as is the "cash only".... Apr 1, 2010

Lowri Roberts wrote:

...what a funny joke. At least I hope that's what it is.
I'm pretty sure the names are a clue though!


 

Nicole Schnell  Identity Verified
United States
Local time: 06:03
English to German
+ ...
Not necessary Apr 1, 2010

John Farebrother wrote:

They neglected to include their contact details on the site. How do I enrol?



This school is so good and efficient, you only have to look at their website for a few seconds, and you will be able to translate from Wangkajunga into the Candoshi-Shapra language with no problem!icon_smile.gif


 

whither has fle
France
Local time: 15:03
French to English
aaaaAAAAHHHHH§?!!°°°gULp.. Apr 1, 2010

Honestly, guys, I really think we ought to keep this away from Henry. He might not make it through the night.

 


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