Off topic: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
Thread poster: Carlos Moreno

Carlos Moreno  Identity Verified
Colombia
Local time: 14:27
English to Spanish
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Jan 29, 2004

I found this collection of jewels in Tefl.net, a page dedicated to teaching English.

Private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION

Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Zoo, Hungary:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Resaurant, Nairobi:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

Poster:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

There are more jewels in their page:
http://www.tefl.net/lessonplans/funny.htm


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Harry Bornemann  Identity Verified
Mexico
English to German
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Other women may well... ? Jan 29, 2004

Or would they see the manager

Maybe it is the same person?
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.



[Edited at 2004-01-29 18:12]


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