Off topic: Funny Book Titles and Authors' Names
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Paul Dixon  Identity Verified
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Jan 22, 2011

(Source: New Routes No. 43)

"A Great Plenty" by E. Nuff

"How to Cut Grass" by Lon Moore

"Breaking the Law" by Kermit A. Krime

"Chest Pain" by I. Koffalott

"Housework" by Dustin Cook

"I Love Mathematics" by Adam Up

"Armed Heists" by Robin Banks

"Allegiance to the King" by Neil Downe

"Get Moving" by Sheik Alegg

"Girl on a Budget" by Penny Pincher

"Is O.J. Guilty" by Howard I. Know

"A Stitch in Time" by Justin Case


Enjoy


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eesegura  Identity Verified
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Cute! Jan 22, 2011

How about: You Want Me To Do What? by Shirley U. Jest

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Gabriela Lozano  Identity Verified
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Very funny! Jan 22, 2011

Thanks for the laughs, Paul, this is very funny

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Jack Doughty  Identity Verified
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A few more Jan 23, 2011

Almost Made It as a Russian Ballerina, by Sonya Yetsova

Are You Hungry, Monkey? by Ava Banana

I'll Go Second, by Hugo First

How to Keep Fit, by Jim Nasticks

Senior Citizens, by Jerry Attricks

Christmas Music, by Carol Singers

Droopy-Drawers, by Lucy Lastic

A New Invention, by Pat Pending

Keep On Trying, by Percy Veer

A New Dawn Coming, by Tamara Morning


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xxxJPW  Identity Verified
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The Joys of Pig Farming ... Jan 23, 2011

... by Chris P. Bacon



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Steve Booth  Identity Verified
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lots more Jan 23, 2011

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/Funny%20Book%20Titles.htm

better to link to the page


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Jack Doughty  Identity Verified
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Omission from list Jan 24, 2011

I see they included Leo Tolstoy, by Warren Peace; but they forgot Victor Hugo, by Les Miserables.

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title Mar 2, 2013

i love these title they are fun

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sviola1160
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Here's a few more: Jun 7, 2013

Computers for Dummies by P.C. Lerner
Physical Education by Jim Shorts
Blinded by the Light by I.C. Clerly
Tools of the Trade by M.C. Hammer
Cowboys and Indians by T.P. Hutt
Yellow River by I.P. Daly



Sue


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Alexander C. Thomson  Identity Verified
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Satisfyingly puerile ones Jun 8, 2013

The ones told in the school bus are the ones that cracked me up the most in my life:

The Great Wall of China Clean-up by Hu Flung Dung
[yes, I know the middle syllable isnʼt actually allowed by Chinese phonotactics …]

Size Matters by Ivor Biggan

Coup in Papua New Guinea by Jack Tuat … oh wait, that last one actually happened.

[Edited at 2013-06-08 16:12 GMT]


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Triston Goodwin  Identity Verified
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Maybe I should write a book? Jun 8, 2013

"Bad Loss" by Goodwin?

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