Off topic: The Gospel according to little kids :-D
Thread poster: NancyLynn

NancyLynn
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Jul 19, 2004

These answers are from a Catholic elementary school test,where kids were
asked questions about the Old and New Testaments.
They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in):
1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

2. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

3. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.

4. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

5. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.

6. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

7. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

8. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

9. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

10. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

11. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

12. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to
others before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by sweat
alone.

13. Christians have only one spouse. This is called
monotony.



All in fun, folks
N.


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Trudy Peters  Identity Verified
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Great! Jul 19, 2004

Thanks for sharing. Helps me get through my patent translation!

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Stefanie Sendelbach  Identity Verified
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I also want 700 porcupines!! Jul 19, 2004

Nancy, these are great!

I also love number 13.

Thanks for sharing!


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Amy Taylor  Identity Verified
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:-D Jul 19, 2004

Where can *I* get an immaculate contraption? Sounds great!
Amy


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Lorenzo Lilli  Identity Verified
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LOL! Jul 19, 2004

NancyLynn wrote:

13. Christians have only one spouse. This is called
monotony.



Well, maybe it's not 100% wrong, is it?


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