Off topic: A Glossary of Medical Terms Thread poster: PB Trans
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PB Trans Local time: 15:43 French to English + ...
Benign................What you be after you be eight. Artery................The study of paintings. Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria. Barium................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section......A neighbourhood in Rome. Catscan...............Searching for kitty. Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her. Colic.................A sheep dog. Coma..................A punctuation mark. D & C................ See more Benign................What you be after you be eight. Artery................The study of paintings. Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria. Barium................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section......A neighbourhood in Rome. Catscan...............Searching for kitty. Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her. Colic.................A sheep dog. Coma..................A punctuation mark. D & C.................Where Washington is. Dilate................To live long. Enema.................Not a friend. Fester................Quicker than someone else. Fibula................A small lie. Genital...............Non-Jewish person. G.I. Series...........World Series of military baseball. Hangnail..............What you hang your coat on. Impotent..............Distinguished, well known. Labour Pain...........Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane. Morbid................A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates. Node..................Was aware of Outpatient.... .......A person who has fainted. Pap Smear..... .......A fatherhood test. Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative........A letter carrier. Recovery Room.........Place to do upholstery. Rectum................Darn near killed him. Secretion.............Hiding something. Seizure...............Roman emperor. Tablet................A small table. Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the Bus Station Tumor.................More than one. Urine.................Opposite of you're out. Varicose..............Near by/close by. Vein..................Conceited.
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De la Vera C (X) Argentina Local time: 12:43 English to Spanish |
Rabies ..... Jewish priests | | |
Jack Doughty United Kingdom Local time: 15:43 Russian to English + ... In memoriam
Or should I say Appendix? Anus……………………It isn’t us! Auricle……………….Foretells the future. Bacillus…………………Back door of Cilla’s house. Castration…………..Allocation of plaster casts Humerus………………The funny bone Menstruation…………A mathematical term to do with measurement. Stomatologist……….A stomach specialist. Testes…………………People taking a test. Ure... See more Or should I say Appendix? Anus……………………It isn’t us! Auricle……………….Foretells the future. Bacillus…………………Back door of Cilla’s house. Castration…………..Allocation of plaster casts Humerus………………The funny bone Menstruation…………A mathematical term to do with measurement. Stomatologist……….A stomach specialist. Testes…………………People taking a test. Urethra………………..You’re Ezra, and you speak with a lisp. Vertebra……………..A brassière for a woman with one breast above the other. Vulva…………………..A Swedish car. X-ray…………………Used to be Ray, but he’s changed his name. ▲ Collapse | |
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Mieke Tulp (X) Netherlands Local time: 16:43 English to Dutch
Thanks for putting a smile on my face. Great way to start the day. Mieke | | |
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PB Trans Local time: 15:43 French to English + ... TOPIC STARTER
Jack Doughty wrote: Or should I say Appendix? Anus……………………It isn’t us! Auricle……………….Foretells the future. Bacillus…………………Back door of Cilla’s house. Castration…………..Allocation of plaster casts Humerus………………The funny bone Menstruation…………A mathematical term to do with measurement. Stomatologist……….A stomach specialist. Testes…………………People taking a test. Urethra………………..You’re Ezra, and you speak with a lisp. Vertebra……………..A brassière for a woman with one breast above the other. Vulva…………………..A Swedish car. X-ray…………………Used to be Ray, but he’s changed his name. Those are brilliant, Jack! | | |
Thank you Pina and Jack! | Feb 1, 2006 |
These are all wonderful! Some of them I've seen before, others are new. Somewhere in the bowels of my hard drive are more of these gems. I'll dig them up soon and share them. Kevin | | |
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