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Thread poster: Uldis Liepkalns

Uldis Liepkalns  Identity Verified
Latvia
Local time: 10:57
Member (2003)
English to Latvian
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Oct 18, 2006

Found this very useful thing, enjoy!

Uldis

NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE
8 7 6 5 4 3 2
16 15 14 12 11 10 9
23 22 21 20 19 18 17
32 30 28 27 26 25 24
39 38 37 36 35 34 33

1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All
rush jobs are needed yesterday. With this calendar, a job
or project can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the
3rd.

2. Many companies set Friday deadlines, so there are three
Fridays in every week. This is also beneficial for those
persons who are paid on Fridays.

3. There are eight new days added to each month, to allow
for month-end panic jobs.

4. There is no 1st of the month, thus avoiding late delivery
of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs.

5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished, along with non-
productive Saturdays and Sundays.

6. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping
the other days free for uninterrupted panic.


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Lydia Molea  Identity Verified
Germany
Local time: 09:57
English to German
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LOL! Oct 18, 2006

I like that! Thanks! I should send it to all my clients))

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Gabriela Lozano  Identity Verified
Mexico
Local time: 02:57
Member (Dec 2017)
English to Spanish
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Sounds perfect! Oct 18, 2006

I'll start using it
Thanks for the laughs.
linaza


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Terry Gilman  Identity Verified
Germany
Local time: 09:57
Member (2003)
German to English
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Perfect Timing Oct 18, 2006

Thank you, Uldis, this arrived in the nick of time.

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Ritu Bhanot  Identity Verified
Member (2006)
French to Hindi
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Great Invention Oct 19, 2006

You deserve a nobel prize from Translators for that

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