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Thread poster: Jack Doughty

Jack Doughty  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
Local time: 23:51
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Russian to English
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Oct 23, 2006

Minnie Mouse and Goofy cheating on Mickey Mouse

See it via
and click on word "link" in this line:
" videoen via dette link. "

Story also available in French & English but without the link.
In French: Parodie de porno avec Mickey à Disneyland Paris
(sorry, this link doesn't work but try googling it)
In English:

To Minnie Mouse (with apologies to
Robert Burns)

Wee, sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous Minnie,
Oh, what a throbbin’s ‘neath thy pinny!
Thou’d liefer start awa right hasty
Fra rampant Goofy ,
Who has the gall to rin and chase thee,
Impatient youth he!

In this, the Mickey Mouse dominion,
Break not thy lawful marriage union,
An’ justify that ill opinion.
Thou should’st make no dent
In faith tae Mickey, thy companion,
An’ fellow-rodent!

I doubt na, whiles, thou’lt have it off
Wi’ Goofy, if he’s good enough,
(I doubt it though, he’s na sae tough
‘Gainst Mickey’s rage)
Ye maybe want a bit o rough,
But be yer age!

Oh, Minnie, art though quite insane?
Thy lust for Goof will be in vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!

Still, thou art blest, compared wi’ him.
His future prospects must be grim,
For I detect a wrathful glim
In Mickey’s e’e.
An’ forward, tho’ the view be dim,
I’d no be he!

[Edited at 2006-10-23 17:11]


Lakshmi Iyer  Identity Verified
Local time: 00:51
Italian to English
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Sheer genius, Jack. Oct 23, 2006

To Minnie Mouse (with apologies to
Robert Burns)

Thanks for the giggle!


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