On primates & people
Thread poster: Shane Wall

Shane Wall  Identity Verified
Vietnam
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Jan 28, 2003

Don\'t know where, how or why this jumped into my head the other night:



The difference between people & primates?

The latter don\'t think they\'re people!



I\'ve got plenty more. I just need someone to tell me what I mean!



Happy Lunar New Year from sunny Saigon!

Shane


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Andy Watkinson
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Perhaps...... Jan 28, 2003

.....you were unconsciously remembering an old saying about lawyers .....



Q. What\'s the difference between a Lawyer and God?



A. God doesn\'t think he\'s a lawyer.


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Jack Doughty  Identity Verified
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Or: Jan 28, 2003

Q:Why do horses have more sense than people?



A. Horses don\'t bet on people.


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Yedo Figueiredo
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Which reminds me of... Jan 28, 2003

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.



Yedo Figueiredo (Brazil)


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