On primates & people
Thread poster: Shane Wall

Shane Wall  Identity Verified
Vietnam
Local time: 17:52
Vietnamese to English
+ ...
Jan 28, 2003

Don\'t know where, how or why this jumped into my head the other night:


The difference between people & primates?

The latter don\'t think they\'re people!


I\'ve got plenty more. I just need someone to tell me what I mean!


Happy Lunar New Year from sunny Saigon!

Shane


 

Andy Watkinson
Spain
Local time: 11:52
Member
Catalan to English
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Perhaps...... Jan 28, 2003

.....you were unconsciously remembering an old saying about lawyers .....


Q. What\'s the difference between a Lawyer and God?


A. God doesn\'t think he\'s a lawyer.


 

Jack Doughty  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
Local time: 10:52
Member (2000)
Russian to English
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Or: Jan 28, 2003

Q:Why do horses have more sense than people?


A. Horses don\'t bet on people.


 

Yedo Figueiredo
Local time: 07:52
English to Portuguese
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Which reminds me of... Jan 28, 2003

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.


Yedo Figueiredo (Brazil)


 


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