Off topic: Who was Jesus? Thread poster: Martin Schmurr
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
1. He called everyone \"brother\"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn\'t get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But... See more There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
1. He called everyone \"brother\"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn\'t get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been
Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a
Californian.
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been
Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have
been a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment\'s notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn\'t get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work
to do.
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CHENOUMI (X) 
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| Sehr gut, Sehr gut. | May 7, 2003 |
Danke schön, Martin.
Ich habe Deutsch gelernt aber Ich habe alles vergessen ;(
Thanks for a very good laugh.
S.
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xeni (X)
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| Definitely a woman :) | May 7, 2003 |
I vote for the woman stuff 
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(Except if you could walk over water, turn it into wine and send it via email.)
[ This Message was edited by: Harry_B on 2003-05-08 01:08]
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siilas
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You say that:
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been
Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But most Irishment and Irishwomen are married, it is the Italians who are compulsive story-tellers, and it is the Friesians who wear clogs in order to not bite their toes when they feed.
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Quote:
On 2003-05-07 18:01, xenos wrote:
I vote for the woman stuff
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sergey (X)
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| all of that and more beyond | May 8, 2003 |
a boddhisatva (sb who gained enlightenment)
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