Off topic: The Consultant, comic relief
Thread poster: Natuschka
| | Natuschka
Local time: 03:01
German to Russian
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote
pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW
advanced out of the dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci
shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie,
leaned out the window and asked the shepherd...
\"If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have
in your flock, will you give me one?\"
The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a
yuppie, then looked at his peacefully-grazing
flock and calmly answered, \"Sure.\"
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM
Thinkpad and connected it to a cell phone, then
he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where
he called up a GPS satellite navigation system,
scanned the area, and then opened up a database
and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas.
He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a
few minutes, received a response. Finally, he
prints out a 130 page report on his miniaturized
printer then turns to the shepherd and says.......
\"You have exactly 1586 sheep.\"
\"That is correct; take one of the sheep.\" said the
He watches the young man select one of the
animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: \"If I can tell you exactly
what your business is, will you give me back my
\"OK, why not.\" answered the young man.
\"Clearly, you are a consultant.\" said the shepherd.
\"That\'s correct.\" says the yuppie, \"but how did
you guess that?\"
\"No guessing required.\" answers the shepherd.
\"You turned up here although nobody called you.
You want to get paid for an answer I already knew,
to a question I never asked, and you don\'t know
crap about my business.... Now give me back
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| | Elena Sgarbo (X)
Italian to English
| Natuschka, I'm still laughing!... || May 17, 2003 |
Yes, here in the US we definitely have too many consultants... who fit the description above very well!...
[ This Message was edited by: Elena Sgarbossa on 2003-05-17 16:55]
You usually have a choice:
Hire a consultant or make mess of it yourself.
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