Your joke is great!
I love the thinkingness behind it. It however appeared that the galaxy had not been claimed yet. THAT is no longer the case. Don't even think of it, folks. It's MINE!
For now, the only parcels for sale are ideally located in outerspace but may not be closer then 2 light years from the nearest inhabited planet. 1,000 km² of relative void for only Euro 1,000!
Do you value your solitude? Feed up with overcrowded cities? Would you enjoy a little privacy? This is IT. Give yourselves a little more space.
Contact me for details, available locations, and payment procedures. You are just a few minutes away from owning more space then you ever dreamed!
NB: Being €1000 lighter will certainly help you find cheaper transportation too. This is a complete win-win situation. Don't miss out on it!
[Edited at 2003-06-25 16:25]