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Andrea Ali  Identity Verified
Argentina
Local time: 21:25
Member (2003)
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Jun 24, 2003

Just take two minutes off and read this!!!

http://www.lunarlandrush.com/?ai=21035&pi=42&li=2


Good shopping!

Andrea


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invguy  Identity Verified
Bulgaria
Local time: 02:25
English to Bulgarian
They say that... Jun 24, 2003

... there's a serious part to every joke

Nice idea for a romantic gift, though. Thanks, Andrea! Might come in handy...


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xxxPaul Roige
Spain
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Back to On Topic Jun 25, 2003

In the future, will translators settled in Cratertown, Sea of Tranquillity, MN, have to pay VAT, IVA, GST or whatever when purchasing Platinum memberships et al from Proz on the US of Earth?
Just wondering...
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sylver  Identity Verified
Local time: 08:25
English to French
What do you mean, a joke? Jun 25, 2003

Andrea Ali wrote:

Just take two minutes off and read this!!!

http://www.lunarlandrush.com/?ai=21035&pi=42&li=2

Good shopping!

Andrea


I love the thinkingness behind it. It however appeared that the galaxy had not been claimed yet. THAT is no longer the case. Don't even think of it, folks. It's MINE!

For now, the only parcels for sale are ideally located in outerspace but may not be closer then 2 light years from the nearest inhabited planet. 1,000 km² of relative void for only Euro 1,000!

Do you value your solitude? Feed up with overcrowded cities? Would you enjoy a little privacy? This is IT. Give yourselves a little more space.

Contact me for details, available locations, and payment procedures. You are just a few minutes away from owning more space then you ever dreamed!

Cheers,
Sylvain

NB: Being €1000 lighter will certainly help you find cheaper transportation too. This is a complete win-win situation. Don't miss out on it!


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Myron Netchypor  Identity Verified
Ukraine
Local time: 02:25
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Good valor Silvain! Jun 25, 2003

Your joke is great!

sylver wrote:

I love the thinkingness behind it. It however appeared that the galaxy had not been claimed yet. THAT is no longer the case. Don't even think of it, folks. It's MINE!

For now, the only parcels for sale are ideally located in outerspace but may not be closer then 2 light years from the nearest inhabited planet. 1,000 km² of relative void for only Euro 1,000!

Do you value your solitude? Feed up with overcrowded cities? Would you enjoy a little privacy? This is IT. Give yourselves a little more space.

Contact me for details, available locations, and payment procedures. You are just a few minutes away from owning more space then you ever dreamed!

Cheers,
Sylvain

NB: Being €1000 lighter will certainly help you find cheaper transportation too. This is a complete win-win situation. Don't miss out on it!


[Edited at 2003-06-25 16:25]


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sylver  Identity Verified
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??? Jun 26, 2003

Myron Netchypor wrote:

Your joke is great!



What joke? Are you trying to get a discount?



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