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Gianni Pastore  Identity Verified
Italy
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Oct 12, 2009

I mean, after watching this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0271451/

(well, actually it's so unbereable I had to give up after 35 minutes or so), I wonder what you folk came across during a lifetime of cinema going and/or video rentals.

Gianni

PS: second spot for "Pinocchio" by Roberto Benigni


 

Karol Kacprzak  Identity Verified
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Tetsuo Oct 12, 2009

Definitely Tetsuo: The Iron Man. It's the best proof that there is absolutely no limit to how bad a movie can be.

 

Jon O (X)  Identity Verified
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The Terminal with Tom Hanks.... Oct 12, 2009

It's difficult to articulate quite how much I hated this film.......
Tom Hanks should leave comedy well well alone.

[Edited at 2009-10-12 16:08 GMT]


 

Marianna Tucci  Identity Verified
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Planet of the Apes Oct 12, 2009

Directed by Tim Burton. With Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter

 

Claudia Alvis  Identity Verified
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Independence day Oct 12, 2009

No contest.

 

Ligia Dias Costa  Identity Verified
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Kevin Costner's Oct 12, 2009

Some of Kevin Costner's films, with special mention to:

- The Guardian - Ridiculous ending!
- The Bodyguard - arghhh
- Message in a bottle - snif, snif, snif...

Ligia


 

Jaroslaw Michalak  Identity Verified
Poland
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Wish list Oct 12, 2009

Browsing through the list makes me think you really did not try to see those bad onesicon_smile.gif

One example: I have not seen it (yet?), but „Hard Ticket to Hawaii” seems to promise top cringe factor... Just search it on YouTube („Skater's death” being my favorite scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOBbmdJTLdE ), but be really, really warned!


 

Barbara Carrara  Identity Verified
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From my DVD collection: ... Oct 12, 2009

... Myra Breckinridge / Love, Honour & Obey / Le fate ignoranti

My three all-time acting/directing least favs.


 

RichardDeegan
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Pulp Fiction Oct 12, 2009

The only time in my life I left a theater during a picture.
As for "worsts" that are so bad as to be campy good:
Horror: "Valley of the Gwangi" (funnier than Airplane)
War: The Battle of Blood Island- Hilarious- not even the Foley work in synch -guys dropping without being shot, etc.


 

Maria Diaconu  Identity Verified
Romania
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Pulp Fiction rulz! Oct 12, 2009

Worst movie ever, in my humble opinionicon_biggrin.gif

 

Amy Duncan (X)  Identity Verified
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Jurassic Park Oct 12, 2009

Walked out of it...

A couple of other stinkers:
Before Sunset and Before Sunrise, with Ethan Hawke (don't like him anyway)...boring, self-indulgent, pointless. Only watched parts of the first one, and a few minutes of the second one out of curiosity to see if it was any better than the first one -- NOT!


 

Michele Johnson  Identity Verified
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Hard Ticket to Hawaii Oct 12, 2009

Jabberwock wrote:
One example: I have not seen it (yet?), but „Hard Ticket to Hawaii” seems to promise top cringe factor... Just search it on YouTube („Skater's death” being my favorite scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOBbmdJTLdE ), but be really, really warned!


ROFLMAO! Wow - from what I can see at youtube, this really takes the cake.


 

Anna Marta Chelicka-Bernardo  Identity Verified
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Irréversible Oct 12, 2009

Definitely "Irréversible" with Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel.
http://win.spulp.it/cinema/rece_Irreversible.php


 

Michele Johnson  Identity Verified
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They Live, V (old tv miniseries) Oct 12, 2009

Unfortunately I used to be pretty into these, but in retrospect they are just so lame:

- They Live (potentially interesting concept, godawful acting, e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lwlx3GnLGs)
- The old "V" tv miniseries from the 1980s. I see they're resurrecting this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mry2WUQLVE (I quote: "the beautiful and brave young scientist fighting for the survival of the human race..." - oh, yeah!)


 

Marijke Singer  Identity Verified
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L'Année dernière à Marienbad Oct 12, 2009

I had to watch it because it was linked to my MA thesis and I nearly feel asleep.

Pulp Fiction is a fantastic film.


 
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