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Uldis Liepkalns  Identity Verified
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Dec 10, 2003

http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2002_aeiou.html



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Maria Asis  Identity Verified
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Bought the vowels? :-( Dec 10, 2003

Who sold them to him? They had an owner?
Selfish man!

Ma. José



[Edited at 2003-12-10 22:30]

[Edited at 2003-12-10 22:31]


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pidzej  Identity Verified
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Shame on you Bill Gates Dec 10, 2003

What a contrast to the other Bill:
http://www.theonion.com/onion2816/vowels2816.html


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nordiste  Identity Verified
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Where and how do you found such pearls ?;-)) Dec 10, 2003

I couldn't help but laugh , although the second one is not so funny giving the fact that it refers to real tragic recent history.
It's what you call in French "rire jaune" - when you laugh but know as the same time how sad it is.


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Pilar T. Bayle  Identity Verified
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Thank you for making me laugh! Dec 10, 2003



LOL! I am still laughing! Thank you for this!

P.


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Vry fnny! Dec 11, 2003

Thnk y. Tht ws vry fnny!! Thnks fr th chckl!!

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PB Trans

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Now THIS is for real! Dec 11, 2003

http://www.ixtreme.com/pictures/fullsize/gatescreamed.jpg



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Uldis Liepkalns  Identity Verified
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One more joke Dec 11, 2003

A Czech man going to see an optometrist. The optometrist points at the letters p r c h l n k v d on his board and asks the man if he can read them. “Read them?” exclaims the Czech. “I even know him.”

PS. This is just a joke. No offence intended


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Harry Bornemann  Identity Verified
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Imagine he would have bought the consonants: Dec 11, 2003

mgn h wld hv bght th cnsnnts

Iaie e ou ae ou e ooa


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