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Trudy Peters  Identity Verified
United States
Local time: 21:26
German to English
+ ...
Feb 6, 2004

A WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.
Here's the first of a series which appeared this morning:

I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.

On the front: 60 IS NOT OLD.
On the back: IF YOU'RE A TREE.

I'M STILL HOT. IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.

AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING
LOT.

MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.

LIFE IS SHORT... MAKE FUN OF IT.

I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.

ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILING PROBLEM.

I NEED SOMEBODY BAD. ARE YOU BAD?

PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!

BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM
YOUR CAR.

I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.

IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.

EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.

KEEP STARING.... I MAY DO A TRICK.

WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.

DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.

MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE" I WASH MY MOUTH OUT
WITH CHOCOLATE.

CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.

LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE
TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.

IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH.

MY WIFE COMES WITH INSTRUCTIONS---LOTS OF INSTRUCTIONS


 

Pamela Peralta  Identity Verified
Peru
Local time: 20:26
English to Spanish
+ ...
my favorite ones Feb 6, 2004


AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.

IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.

EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE" I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.

CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.


icon_biggrin.gif Pamelaicon_biggrin.gif

[Edited at 2004-02-06 03:45]


 

Monika Coulson  Identity Verified
Local time: 19:26
Member (2001)
English to Albanian
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Ha-ha-ha Feb 6, 2004

In my opinion, this was the funniest:

WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

Thanks for the laugh,
Monikaicon_biggrin.gif


 

Rosa Maria Duenas Rios  Identity Verified
Local time: 21:26
Here is another one Feb 6, 2004

"Having your dreams fulfilled is far more therapeutic than having them analyzed."icon_smile.gif

 

Christine Healy-Rendel  Identity Verified
English to German
+ ...
ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILING PROBLEM Feb 6, 2004

How true - I live in Annapolis...

 

Pernille Chapman  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
Local time: 02:26
Member (2004)
English to Danish
+ ...
A couple more... Feb 6, 2004

The liver is evil. I must punish the liver.
(A great favourite in Scotland)

And here's one my husband wears when the rest of us need reminding:

I do only what my RICE CRISPIES tell me!


 

CELC Inc
Local time: 10:26
Japanese to English
+ ...
If you've ever doubted the world needed us... Feb 7, 2004

The primarily Japanese-English specific,

http://www.engrish.com/

brings a half-smile to my face every time. The other half is too busy crying...


 


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