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Thread poster: José Luis Villanueva-Senchuk (X)

José Luis Villanueva-Senchuk (X)  Identity Verified
Local time: 17:52
English to Spanish
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Jul 5, 2002

Have you ever been in a stressful situation, where somebody is getting on your nerves and all you want is 1 line to get them to go away. These useful expressions should solve that problem. ...

Well, aren\'t we just a ray of sunshine?

Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

Don\'t bother me. I\'m living happily ever after.

Do I look like a people person?

This isn\'t an office. It\'s Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

You! Off my planet !!

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

I like cats too. Let\'s exchange recipes.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

I\'m not crazy, I\'ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

I\'m just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

I\'m trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven\'t fallen asleep yet.

I can\'t remember if I\'m the good twin or the evil one.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

Can I trade this job for what\'s behind door #2?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Earth is full. Go home.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

I plead contemporary insanity.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I\'m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

When I want your opinion, I\'ll give it to you


Aurora Humarán (X)  Identity Verified
Local time: 17:52
English to Spanish
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Jota Ele .... Jul 5, 2002




Ester Vidal (X)
Local time: 22:52
English to Catalan
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Gracias:) Jul 6, 2002

Justo lo que necesitaba leer este sábado por la mañana, después de una semana bastante \"stressful\".

Buen fin de semana a todos los ProZianos!


George Hopkins
Local time: 22:52
Swedish to English
A suggestion, impolite but quick and to the point! Jul 6, 2002

Piss off.


Ursula Derx  Identity Verified
Local time: 22:52
Member (2005)
English to German
cann't you use these at the phone as well? Jul 7, 2002

Since I am a one-woman-show in my office, maybe I can use these for friendly phone intruders who have all the time of the world for talking about (uninteresting) news....however, need some German versions... icon_smile.gif) Ursula


tramont (X)
English to Spanish
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Go knit... Jul 7, 2002

Then there\'s the classic English schoolboy putdown: \"Go knit yourself a slice of cake!\"


Bob Kerns  Identity Verified
Local time: 22:52
Member (2002)
German to English
Another suggestion Jul 7, 2002

Next time you\'re near the lake where I live, drop in icon_razz.gif


United States
Local time: 14:52
French to English
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thank you José Jul 7, 2002

exceptional list icon_smile.gif



Jack Doughty  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
Local time: 21:52
Member (2000)
Russian to English
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Winston's retort Jul 7, 2002

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: \"Winston, you\'re drunk!\"

Winston Churchill to Lady Astor: \"Yes I am, and you\'re ugly, but I\'ll be sober in the morning!\"


Lesley Clayton
Local time: 22:52
French to English
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And another... Jul 7, 2002

And what do you want to do when you grow up?


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