Off topic: And the 2005 IG Nobel Prize of Literature goes to...
Thread poster: xxxPaul Roige
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... the many Nigerians who introduced millions of e-mail users to a "cast of rich characters... each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled".
And I must humbly add, "... quite rich characters indeed. In fact, they did manage to successfully reinvent English to a degree no speaker of Pidgin English anywhere in the galaxy would have ever thought it possible".
Congratulations, "my utterly highly and excellent Sirs and My Ladies".
Please find via links below the other Ig Nobel winners including breakthroughs and achievements in the following fields:
Medicine - Gregg Miller from the US for his invention of Neuticles - rubber replacement testicles for neutered dogs that are available in varying sizes and degrees of firmness. "Considering my parents thought I was an idiot when I was a kid, this is a great honour," said Mr Miller.
Peace - A UK team for their pioneering research into the activity of locusts' brain cells while the insects watched clips from the Star Wars films.
Physics - John Maidstone from Australia for his part in an experiment that began in 1927 in which a glob of black tar drips through a funnel every nine years. Mr Maidstone shared the prize with a late colleague who died sometime after the second drop.
Biology - The University of Adelaide for "painstakingly smelling and cataloguing the peculiar odours produced by 131 different species of frogs when the frogs were feeling stressed".
Chemistry - A University of Minnesota team who set out to prove whether people can swim faster in water or sugar syrup.
Economics - A Massachusetts inventor who designed an alarm clock that runs away and hides when it goes off.
Nutrition - A Japanese researcher who photographed and analysed every meal he had consumed during a period of 34 years.
Agricultural History - A study entitled The Significance of Mr Richard Buckley's Exploding Trousers: Reflections on an Aspect of Technological Change in New Zealand Dairy-Farming between the World Wars.
Fluid Dynamics - Pressures Produced When Penguins Pooh - Calculations on Avian Defaecation.
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