# Maths

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hecdan
Local time: 20:00
English to Spanish
 Oct 25, 2005

Miseducation of Man and Woman

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay \$2 for a \$1 item he needs
A woman will pay \$1 for a \$2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

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Heinrich Pesch
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 David Brent was here Oct 26, 2005

This must be one of Davies famous jokes...
Regards
Heinrich

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