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Steffen Walter  Identity Verified
Germany
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Dec 4, 2002

to be found @:


http://www.moreware.se/skratt/did_you_ever.html


IOW, Did you ever wonder...? Just have a look if you have a spare minute...


Quote:


Since light travels faster than sound, isn\'t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?


If it\'s zero degrees outside today and it\'s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?


Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?


Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?


Why are they called buildings, when they\'re already finished? Shouldn\'t they be called builts?





...and many more pieces of (humorous) thought and reflection...


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Andrea Torre  Identity Verified
Spain
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French to Spanish
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:lol: :lol: Dec 4, 2002

I loved the one about the little birdies.


Have a nice day,

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C Greene  Identity Verified
Local time: 17:43
English to French
LOL Dec 4, 2002

Thanks ever so much for sharing it with us - it will however, IMHO, take a little time to find satisfactory answers ... icon_wink.gif)

 

Mats Wiman  Identity Verified
Sweden
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Thanks! Dec 4, 2002

You can get it in WORD format from me:


MatsWiman@swipnet.se


 

jerraine
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Chinese to English
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I love the remote control one!! Dec 4, 2002

Thank you for sharing this! I relax me from a stressful day! Thanks!

 


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