Off topic: A \"tender\" break, anybody?...
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Dec 8, 2002

Elephant Jokes (Jack Stokes)


“A good laugh will keep the rest of your life in a better perspective”

Jack Stokes


For some...seconds...forget about that f*ing word you still don´t know how to translate.

Forget about your debts, your clients (or your lack of clients...), your problems.


Is your “child” still alive?? (it should...) Call him/her and share these....

Have fun!

icon_smile.gif Au



What do you have when you cross an elephant with a skunk?

icon_smile.gifVery few friends.


What did Jane say when she saw the elephant wearing formal attire?

icon_smile.gif“It must be after six”.


Why don´t elephants cross their eyes?

icon_smile.gifBecause i´s are dotted; t´s are crossed.


How can you tell an elephant from a bowl of potato salad?

icon_smile.gifIf you can´t do that, don´t come to my picnic.


Where are elephants found?

icon_smile.gifWhere they were lost, usually.


Why do elephants have good memories?

icon_smile.gifI forget. I´m not an elephant.


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?

icon_smile.gifI´m not sure, but give it a cookie when it wants one!


What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?

icon_smile.gif“Sir!”



 


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