Off topic: Cleaning your keyboard: Honey, if my nose was running money .... but it's not
Thread poster: Henk Peelen

Henk Peelen  Identity Verified
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Oct 5, 2007

That last four letters is what the product I will tell you about, is compared with. First of all here's the song, rendered by a little bit feeble guy and an audience feeling itself compeeled to laugh (paid for it?): http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=egCeIwjIuZM
A cleaner version: http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=6YyhH0l54mw

You say that I don't love you. You say my love is untrue.
Well darlin' if I was a rich man I'd prove my love to you.
I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two.
If my nose was running money honey I'd blow it all on you.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.
I'd build you that mansion up on the mountaintop.
If my nose was running money but honey it's not.
If my nose was running money, Let me tell you what I'd do.
I'd buy you a John Deere tractor and we'd get rid of that old gray mule.
I'd carry you down to the store and buy you a brand new pair shoes.
And you not have to be plowing bare footed the way you always do.
If my nose was running money, We could have anything we please.
The first time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze.
Why we'd be living high on the hog and the hog wouldn't be so lean.
If my nose was running money honey we'd be rollin' in the green.
It's a booger of a problem that I got.
I wish my nose was running money but it's not
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.


What's hot and what's not?
Well, this product is bot hot and snot:
http://www.cyberclean.ch/page.php?lang_id=2&prm=home

I did use it and was satisfied. In some countries you can buy it (Switzerland, Germany, Netherlands, Australia):
http://www.cyberclean.ch/page.php?lang_id=2&prm=buy
Anyway, you can order it online:
http://www.cyberclean.ch/page.php?lang_id=2&prm=shop
Use the left hand menu, the red links will lead you to German text.



I don't know what your pet had to go through on world animal day, yesterday, but in the guest book people refer to the product as also very convenient for removing dog hairs form your car interior:
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Or inhouse:
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PS: you might like to unplug your keyboard before cleaning it!



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Thanks, Henk Oct 5, 2007

My cat -who looks like the one in your pic, BTW, but has green eyes- has his own keyboard to sleep on. This has been my solution to keep my keyboard clean and more importantly, free! But I'll still give a try to your product (you can find it in Karstadt, right?). As for the nose-blowing part --- EEEK! --- I don't think I would want it even for the sake of a Cadillac or Mercedes - after all, I'm a Jaguar fan

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Hejsan Özden Oct 6, 2007

Big, small, wild, domesticated and digital CATs!
Though I had no problem managing to afford my Ford Siërra, I like my bike and riding it I feel like a Jaguar roaming the pampa.

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Furtheron my CAT feels more save on the computer instead of the keyboard, and that's OK (safer for the mouse, isn't it?). Yes, according to the Joker site you could buy cyber clean at the carstadt shop. Key note: it's not concepted for surface cleaning but foor picking up particles and bacteria between and even under the keys.

When you're gonne steer your Jaguar for Stockholm, I'd like to say (just copied form a booklet, I have to admit):

Trevlig resa och ha det så roligt i Stockholm

With a complete tourist CATalogue from an alter Schwede like Mats you can't miss much of Stockholm, I guess.

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