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Poll: Your translation experience has best prepared you for which role in the zombie apocalypse?
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Sharon Sarah Schmitz  Identity Verified
Germany
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English to German
Zombie food, of course Feb 26, 2017

Unfortunately, hacking away at the keyboard is not an adequate training for hacking away at zombie heads. Spending time on finding the perfect translation for "exit" won't help much in finding one. At least, being glued to your desk spares you from venturing outside - until you starve to death. Hey, so maybe it's zombie instead of zombie food. See, there's always a light in the darkicon_wink.gif

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Jack Doughty  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
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Russian to English
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Not for me Feb 26, 2017

I'm not responding to a poll obviously aimed at zombies.

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Julian Holmes  Identity Verified
Japan
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Other Feb 26, 2017

Bob Hope on zombies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k&index=1&list=RD4a6YdNmK77k

[Edited at 2017-02-26 14:08 GMT]


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Aleksandra Muraviova  Identity Verified
Russian Federation
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Lone warrior Feb 26, 2017

And this is precisely the type of questions (along with the yesterday one) that should never be asked anonymously. We must know your name and praise you, you marvellous bastard.

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Dušan Ján Hlísta  Identity Verified
Slovakia
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Crazy Feb 26, 2017

Your question is rather crazy for the serious translators and not worthwhile of any response. Are you really crazy (it is addressed to an asker)?

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Teresa Borges
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Gianluca Marras  Identity Verified
Italy
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other Feb 26, 2017

my role?
Patent translator for new stuff against zombies


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Mario Gonzalez  Identity Verified
Mexico
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Bad poll Feb 26, 2017

Not even fun

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José Henrique Lamensdorf  Identity Verified
Brazil
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After all intelligent questions were 86ed... Feb 26, 2017

... this one came up.

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Chris S  Identity Verified
United Kingdom
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Ninja, obvs Feb 26, 2017

I've spent most of my life being a Ninja-style lone warrior

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Luiz Barucke
Brazil
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Food Feb 26, 2017

A tasty brain

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Yetta J Bogarde  Identity Verified
Denmark
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Other Feb 26, 2017

Don't know what you are talking about

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Michael Harris  Identity Verified
Germany
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Member (2006)
German to English
Oh heck!! Feb 26, 2017

Mario Gonzalez wrote:

Not even fun


These are really getting worse!!!
We are a serious profession and I am for a bit of fun, but this is really getting to be really really stupid lately!!!


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Angie Garbarino  Identity Verified
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Other Feb 26, 2017

I don't know what this mean...

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