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Kirill Semenov  Identity Verified
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Jun 8, 2006

Только что разослал регулярным заказчикам известие о том, что в течение месяца моя ежедневная производительность упадёт примерно вдвое.

Интересно, есть ещё такие же, как я?icon_wink.gif

[Edited at 2006-06-08 14:46]


 

Konstantin Kisin  Identity Verified
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не совсем но почти :) Jun 8, 2006

Разослать не разослал, но буду это время сильно занятicon_smile.gif

 

Dmitrii Nikonov  Identity Verified
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Это называется взять "больничный", Кирилл :) Jun 8, 2006

Вот если бы чемпионат мира по боксу был, я бы точно на дно залег до его окончания. А так, конечно, буду продолжать работать ...... в перерыве между таймамиicon_smile.gif

[Edited at 2006-06-08 14:50]


 

Oleg Rudavin  Identity Verified
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Я бы еще добавил, Jun 8, 2006

...что после проигрышей некоторых команд вероятность ошибок в переводах может значительно увеличиватьсяicon_smile.gif

 

Natalia Elo  Identity Verified
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Стенгазета у нас дома, уже месяц как висит. Jun 8, 2006

To be printed and handed to love ones!


1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose an eye.

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor...it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
cool.gif I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,
Men of the World


Шучу конечно, нигде это у нас не висит, по мылу прислал кто-тоicon_lol.gif


 

Dmitrii Nikonov  Identity Verified
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. Jun 8, 2006

Это над нами, мужиками, посмеялись или мне показалось?

 

Vladimir Vaguine  Identity Verified
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Какие уж тут шутки... Jun 8, 2006

Nik-On/Off wrote:
Это над нами, мужиками, посмеялись или мне показалось?

http://www.google.ru/search?hl=ru&q="If%20you%20decide%20to%20stand%20nude%20in%20front%20of%20the%20TV"&lr=


 

Olga Dubeshka (X)  Identity Verified
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AMERIKANSKIY FUTBOL Jun 8, 2006

Samenite "World Cup" na "Superbowl " i vy imeete predstavlenie chto u nas proishodit EZhEGODNO !!icon_smile.gif

 

Natalia Elo  Identity Verified
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Нет, ну что Вы, как можно:))))) Jun 8, 2006

Nik-On/Off wrote:

Это над нами, мужиками, посмеялись или мне показалось?


Святое ведь.

Моя семья (ну и я естественно тоже) идет завтра смотреть футбол вот на этом экране:



 

Larissa Dinsley  Identity Verified
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Дать адрес? Jun 9, 2006

"Let’s face it; football isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, is it?

You’re not alone if you don’t fancy a month in front of the telly watching grown men kick a little ball about. Already getting sick of the speculation and the so-called “expert opinions” (both on and off the telly!)? Don’t want to know about injuries, metatarsals, unfair refereeing decisions, naff songs? Sick of the sight of car flags and football shirts?"

Гостиница в Англии. Судя по всему, там сейчас хорошо.icon_smile.gif Персонал гостиницы штрафуется за произнесенное "ругательное" слово - "футбол".

Разослать, что ли объявление заказчикам: в течение следующего месяца готова поработать за себя и за того парня, который потерял чувство реальности у телевизора?

Всем - приятного времяпрепровождения!


 

Levan Namoradze  Identity Verified
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:-) Jun 9, 2006

Olga Dubeshka wrote:

Samenite "World Cup" na "Superbowl " i vy imeete predstavlenie chto u nas proishodit EZhEGODNO !!icon_smile.gif



А-а-а!icon_smile.gif Супербоул даже не сравнить с ЭТИМ! Супербоул есть каждый год, а ЭТО СВЯТОЕ - раз в четыре года!icon_wink.gif


 

Levan Namoradze  Identity Verified
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Кстати, Jun 9, 2006

за неимением "своих" (кроме Украйны, конечно!), кто за кого будет болеть? Я с 1978-го за Французов.icon_smile.gif

 

Oleksandr Melnyk  Identity Verified
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А баба Яга против Jun 9, 2006

Levan Namoradze wrote:

за неимением "своих" (кроме Украйны, конечно!), кто за кого будет болеть? Я с 1978-го за Французов.icon_smile.gif


На каждом чемпионате по-разному. В 1998 болел за Францию, в 2000 - болел против Франции (и был жутко расстроен, когда они опять выиграли). В 2002 был очень рад, когда французы заняли последнее место в группе, но мою радость подпортила Россия, за которую я болел. Евро 2004 не смог посмотреть, был в Канаде. Зато застал там финал кубка Стенли. После чего местные смотрели на меня очень хмуро, т.к. в финале Калгари проиграли Тампе-Бей 1:2, а обе шайбы за Тампу забросил украинский легионер Руслан Федотенко.
Сейчас буду болеть, понятное дело, за Украину, и однозначно против Бразилии (сколько можно выигрывать, надо ж и совесть знать!)


 

Jarema  Identity Verified
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Нох айне Baba-Jaga Jun 9, 2006

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Сколько себя помню, болею за Германию.;-)


 

Sergei Vasin  Identity Verified
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За Англию (кроме своих, разумеется) Jun 9, 2006

Мне их всегда жалко - не везет им на чемпионатах мира (то что на моей памяти: рука Марадоны - в 86, немцам по пенальти проиграли и в матче за третье место вратарь начудил - в 90-м, в 94 - их, по-моему, не было, в 98 - Бекхэм все испортил, ну а на прошлом с бразильцами не повезло - рано на них попали)

 
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