El chiste del lunes...
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José Luis Villanueva-Senchuk  Identity Verified
Argentina
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Apr 29, 2002

Gracias a Yaz que me pasó esto...



Contributed by Dov Paolo



The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.



On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.



The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.



The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans



Conclusion:



Eat & drink what you like. It\'s speaking English that kills you.



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Teresa Duran-Sanchez  Identity Verified
Spain
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My Granny always said that... (well, or something similar) Apr 29, 2002

..and she lived 101 years.



I wonder how the British Queen Mother managed, though... Maybe giggling counteracts the effects of speaking English!



¡Un saludo, Pepelu, campeón!


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Pilar T. Bayle  Identity Verified
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Something doesn't work... Apr 29, 2002

Quote:


Eat & drink what you like. It\'s speaking English that kills you.





Is that why you are so alive?



P.

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Elena Vazquez Fernandez  Identity Verified
Spain
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Muy bueno! Apr 30, 2002

Pero como decía la canción \"is killing me softly\", así que por lo menos le tengo que agradecer que sea un idioma tan considerado.



Saludos.


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