A Seriously Light Note -- Una Nota Seriamente Chusca!!!
Thread poster: Terry Burgess

Terry Burgess  Identity Verified
Mexico
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Aug 6, 2002

This might perhaps be considered as an extension to some very valid recent postings from good Prozies like Pablo Tarantino, Rafaela Lombardino, Elías Sauza and others, regarding those \"so-called\" translators who take on work they\'re not even remotely qualified to do---so they have us do it for them! I sometimes wonder, what kind of face do they present to their clients? Well friends, think about it---and please read the following -- which I hope tickles you icon_smile.gif
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Ever wonder about those translators who say they always

give more than 100%?


We have all been to those meetings with clients where someone

wants over 100% from us.


How about achieving 103%? Here\'s a little math that might prove helpful.


What kind of effort constitutes 100%?


If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then it follows that:


H A R D W O R K-

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%


K N O W L E D G E-

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%


But,

A T T I T U D E-

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%


And,

B U L L S H I T-

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%


So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,


attitude will get you there,


but bullshit will put you over the top!!icon_smile.gificon_smile.gificon_smile.gif

Regards to all!

terry



 

María T. Vargas  Identity Verified
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FANTASTIC! ESTUPENDO! Aug 6, 2002

It\'s very funny indeed!

Good humour is always welcom.

\"Un abrazo\",


Pampi


 

Aurora Humarán (X)  Identity Verified
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=) Aug 6, 2002

Me hiciste usar el hemisferio izquierdo Terry.

¡Muy bueno!(me lo explicaron....)


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Parrot  Identity Verified
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Do I read you right - Aug 6, 2002

BULLSHIT is what certain clients want? icon_lol.gif

 

Leonardo Parachú  Identity Verified
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Dicen que un chiste que se conoce no hace reír Aug 6, 2002

Lamentablemente (o no) cada vez que leo o escucho un chiste o humorada de calidad me río más.


Gracias Terry.


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[ This Message was edited by: on 2002-08-06 20:46 ]


 

MikeGarcia  Identity Verified
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¡BRAVO,TERRY! Aug 6, 2002

I\'m rolling with mirth... And,Parrot,certain clients don\'t want bullshit,they get it! (and birdshit too...)when they demand too much paying too little or delaying their payments with flimsy excuses!
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Parrot  Identity Verified
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Come on... Aug 7, 2002

Quote:


On 2002-08-06 20:44, MikeGarcia wrote:

I\'m rolling with mirth... And,Parrot,certain clients don\'t want bullshit,they get it! (and birdshit too...)when they demand too much paying too little or delaying their payments with flimsy excuses!




Have your never looked up after 100 pages and said \"this is CRAP\"?


 

Elías Sauza  Identity Verified
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In a nutshell... Aug 7, 2002

Bullshit clients work with bullshit translators and get bullshit translations.



Elías Sauza


 

Patricia Posadas  Identity Verified
Spain
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bullshit and customers Aug 7, 2002

Sometimes they get bullshit because they can\'t tell the difference icon_smile.gif

Yesterday a new French customer called me because he wanted me to change a correct sentence into a gramatically incorrect one, I spent 15 min. on the phone to more or less convince him. Then he didn\'t like the verb \"decantarse por\" because he had never heard it. Finally, he believed I had forgotten to translate the word \'dossier\' in \'dossier de prensa\'. However, \'dossier\' is even in the DRAE!!


Can you tell me how he can tell good and bad translators apart? icon_smile.gif


 

Valeria Verona  Identity Verified
Argentina
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Gracias! Aug 7, 2002

Quote:


On 2002-08-07 02:59, eliasauza wrote:

Bullshit clients work with bullshit translators and get bullshit translations.



Elías Sauza



Uno mejor que el otro: Terry, Elías, Patricia, etc...

Ahhh, estas disquisiciones filosóficas me reconfortan... icon_razz.gif
Vale

[ This Message was edited by: on 2002-08-07 23:11 ]


 

Elena Vazquez Fernandez  Identity Verified
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Terry.... Aug 7, 2002

ES-TU-PEN-DO!!!!!!!!


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Abrazos,


E.


 

Rafa Lombardino
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My friend Terry Aug 7, 2002

First of all, thank you for the compliment. I agree with you 100% -- I\'d like to say I agree MORE THAN 100%, but I don\'t think this would be a good idea ;o) It\'s all up to US, the good Prozies, to go on workikng for the best of this community and keep the BULLSHIT away from this wonderful career we\'ve chosen.

 

max (X)
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If it would not be for the "bullshit" (mierdita) ........ sometimes Aug 7, 2002

I wonder if we would get work at all?


Nuestra opinión sobre el contenido mismo de lo que traducimos será muchísimas veces opuesto. Mejor pensar en lo nuestro, nuestra tarea.


Cristina, con mucho gusto entre ustedes.


 

max (X)
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Terry ..... Aug 7, 2002

Una nota chusca, ¿qué es en tu país? Ser chusco o chusca en Colombia es ser bonito, guapa.


Cristina


 

Terry Burgess  Identity Verified
Mexico
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TOPIC STARTER
I'm glad this tickled you!!!!:-) Aug 7, 2002

....y ¡¡gracias a todos por responder!! En resumidas cuentas...hay que aquilatar nuestra noble profesión y procurar darle lo mejor posible de nosotros mismos!


Para contestar a Cristina de Colombia:


Hija linda, si \"chusco[a]\" quiere decir eso en tu país, entonces quedo yo descartado totalmenteicon_smile.gificon_smile.gif

En mi México querido [segunda patria después de Irlanda], quiere decir algo como \"gracioso\", \"cómico\", \"divertido\".

HTHicon_smile.gif

Saludos calurosos a todos!

terry


 


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